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62 cents? Seems high.

Guards using unused onions (pun intended) to save money on tear gas...

TristanBlaze1 Now if only every other prisoner could give the prison system such cost savings.

Perhaps satire is not dead

Per DAY.

😬

Damn these Onion headlines get rougher by the hour

Slick redirect. No thanks!

Thank you for the Kamala-adjacent news at this time

Tremendous savings. Capitalism in action.

whoever wrote this article has never tasted prison food.. 62 cents is waaayyyyy high.

LOL

Oooo. Can’t wait,daffy duck,popeye, Mr.Magoo and then maybe they chicken dance their way off the stage.

If you say it, people will come ...to ask what you said

Both of their dentures look ready to pop out

all I can hear is baaa

Ooo I hope one of them is a lion!

It’s New Tone guys...

ASMR presidential debate

im on the fence

The first presidential debate is just the two candidates trying to pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism

Not nearly as bold as the boldest mouth sounds of all

One of the new sounds is 'Chinaaaaaaaaa' but it sounds like an F1 car hitting fourth gear rev limit.

Has OldJoe gone orange too?

Presidential ASMR is an untapped market. 🤔

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