Mars must be for the vegans because the moon is made of cheese
oh fuck they're corrupting the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
What did he move to mars Pennsylvania cause that's all he can afford. taxtherichfeedthepoor
I love how people think that we will leave Earth to live on another planet. You can't get a free trip for a city bus, don't think anyone will give you a free ride across the solar system.
The rich won't move to Mars (at least not permanently), they'd be giving up all their Earthly comforts. Not that they can't make Mars comfortable, but it'll never be as luxurious. Only science enthusiasts and pioneers would go there. Elon is an odd exception for a rich person.
Mars is no escape. It has virtually no atmosphere, no magnetosphere, etc. The only value to billionaires is to set up a corporate industrial ghetto mining colony to rule over as a “sovereign” nation, where human rights don’t exist and they can extract resources via slave labor.
The onion is crushing it 🤣
The logical consequence of finally being out of places available to crap up anymore
Billionaires should be wearing a sign that says wealthy problem creators because cronie capitalism is the problem we're having!
'Earth (garbage planet)' is the new 'sicko saying yes', pass it on.
I thought this news source was supposed to be satire
I know this is satire, but I literally just saw a pic of the first hole drilled on mars so this feels way too real to actually be satire...
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