The Married Woman Trying to Keep Up a COVID-Free Love Affair

Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a stay-at-home-mom sexting the man she’s having an affair with and trying to find a way to see: 43, married, Brooklyn.5:30 a.m. Wake up with my 2-year-old son. My husband gets up too, out of solidarity and also because he likes to start his work day pretty early. He works in animation and mostly with production companies.

9 p.m. I am way too tired to have sex with my husband tonight. I still fuck him once a week or once every two weeks, mostly out of obligation.9:45 a.m. It’s John’s 46th birthday today so I am very carefully venturing into the city to drop something at his door. I go with beautiful flowers from my local florist and a fun little cake with rainbow sprinkles all over it. I have to pile my kids in the car to get to the city, and on top of that, two of my kids have to do Zoom school from the backseat.

8:30 p.m. My husband and I watch some TV. I lay on his chest and he strokes my hair. I know he wants sex so I just give him a blow job instead. I like my husband’s penis and I think he’s a wonderful partner. And yet, I fall asleep wondering if John had a happy birthday. We didn’t get to talk much today.10 a.m. I love seeing my friend, Callie, from the neighborhood at the park and talking about love and sex. She knows all about John. A bunch of my friends do.

1 p.m. With 18 bags of groceries, I walk into a pediatrician’s office that I heard tests adults for COVID; they tell me I have to come back tomorrow. Ugh! And then I’ll have to wait four to six days for results. John apparently gets tested pretty easily in Manhattan but we’ll have to wait a few days for his results too.

3 p.m. I tell my husband I’m “off” until tomorrow. He’s usually good when I need to check out like that. I try to lay in my bed with earphones on, watching TV, but my kids keep coming in and defying the whole point. So I decide to pack a bag and go to a local hotel. I do not even try getting an online deal. I just march my tired ass there with my little bag of pajamas and mom jeans and socks, and a book. I don’t even say good-bye to my family.

8 p.m. I’m energized from my monster nap. As I wait for my food, I send a million nude selfies to John. Full frontal, etc. It’s fun. He sends me silly dick pics, pretending he’s some kind of porn star. We’re mostly acting ridiculous and laughing at ourselves but it’s good to feel so light-hearted, with time on my hands, and without any responsibilities, for once. I almost never, ever, ever get to feel like that.

Really... with this?

I think this series is actually poorly written erotica posing as slice of life honesty. Either way, it's a waste of time.

love it

I love it

Great profile to see how sociopaths think. The entitlement, shallow feelings. Easy to miss, short sentences that put down her husband and invalidate him. Hope her husband discovers how duplicit she is, gets full custody and finds a new nonsociopathic wife to raise his child w him

Who cares?

Why you bringing this unbelievably awful person back to the tl?!?

'This has been another episode of 'SAHMs Write Fiction'.'

Gloating about this seems really wrong.... wonder what she'd think if her husband was/has been doing the same.... usually people aren't pleased when what what crappy thing they do is done to them.

🤭

I hate this series so intensely. Trying to normalize something that shouldn’t be normalized. The unknowing husband didn’t consent to this arrangement, he’s at risk for STDs, deception sets a terrible example for children and selfishness breaks up families. Just gross

From one virus to another...

What an awful, awful person.

🙄🙄🙄🙄🤮🤮🤮🤮 Disgusting , poor husband!

In my book the woman is a slut.

Marriage is just a disaster waiting to happen. Why bother.

Wow......

A hand out to every man she knows and her ankles in the air for every man she doesn’t.

“Callie and her wife are ethically non-monogamous and I’m always trying to figure out if that’s what I am.” Well, one out of two ain’t bad.

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Yikes

This article is a love letter to the author's own narcissism.

“I don’t give a fuck about anything and this is just what I do.”

'I'm a terrible person and have no respect for people I claim to love.'

Same.

She’s fooling herself if she thinks her husband doesn’t realize what’s going on

I can barely stand even ONE man these days. whoarethesepeople

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