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'It’s not a family hike unless a child refuses to walk.'

My son had his first New York bagel today and clutched his heart and let out a little Bernadette Peters moan.my husband took away all the toys and screens from my sons for a week and all I want to know is what did I do to deserve thisI saw another mom at the pool and forgot I wasn’t wearing a mask.

I just stood there, unsmiling, waving like a creepy clownUntil I became a parent I had never heard a human cry because they bumped their nose on a marshmallowThe first time I threatened to"turn this car around!" we'd just left the park and were heading home. The kids cheered. It was a rookie dad move and I still haven't fully recovered.

 

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