Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman with a sudden influx of romantic prospects: 39, Single, Bi-Curious, Ohio.7:35 a.m. I dash to the bakery across the street from my apartment. I order my usual, head to doggie daycare to drop off my pup, and then it’s en route to the office. I work at a local community college, providing academic support to students with disabilities.
9:15 p.m.: Will wrote back saying he’d love to meet, and we decide on Sunday. I think about the tentative plans I have with Nathan tomorrow night. Nathan and I met back in 2011, on Match, and went out a few times before he dumped me . I left him a nasty voicemail in response, and that was that. Over the past eight years, I never saw him on any other dating sites or apps, until a couple of weeks ago, when he appeared in my Tinder results. “It’s been awhile, huh?” he wrote me.
9:00 p.m. We’ve finished dinner out on the back deck. He cleans up and then begins a tour of the house for me. It’s amazing. So rustic and unique. 3:00 p.m. I check my Hinge profile. I have my Hinge and Tinder set so that I can connect with both men and women, and I almost met up with a woman once, but she backed out at the last minute. I feel less impetus to pursue women in real life than I do to pursue men but I’m definitely open to being with one, if the opportunity presents itself.
7:00 p.m. I watch Frasier reruns while eating dinner — pizza, salad, and wine. I want to have a more active sex life …11:00 a.m. This morning is the annual neighborhood yard sale, and probably my least favorite day of the year. None of the people who come down here know how to drive down these skinny one-way brick streets.4:00 p.m. I haven’t heard from Nathan since I got home from his house the other night. Still, I want to play it cool, so I resist the urge to text him.
What to have more sex?!? Turn off the TV, put down the pizza, and go out and meet someone.....
Gross. Fiction.
Good start. Try graduating to Rhoda re-runs..
preach
Well. Not going to happen on your couch. Shit. I had a guy invite to his place a few days ago and I am fat as hell right now. I did not go. Just because random sex with strangers is gross. Point go outside. Do some stuff.
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