Sometimes playing the long game can really pay off, gamers, and we’re really seeing it this week as one fantasy legend just cashed in all his chips. That’s right! After over a year of feigning interest in helping out drafting the story to Hidetaka Miyazaki’s latest, George R.R.
. “Because he took so many, the papers kept getting caught in the wind and blowing onto the street, and then even more would fall out of his arms when he stopped to pick them up. And the whole time he kept chuckling and saying what a bunch of suckers everyone at FromSoftware was for buying his story hook, line, and sinker.
nervous fantasy writer loudly announced that he had to “take a break” and then edged out of the office building with a 10high stack of half-dressed elf drawings in his arms shouting about how “it was all too easy” to pull one over on the FromSoftware dolts.
SirLarr Damn. Good for him, though
SirLarr Winds of fucking winter
HenshinRX
MarmaladeJelly Just how does a man of his stature 'bolt' from anything
EldenRingUpdate
At a brisk 400 centimeters per hour pace, no less, which is still faster than his rate of production for his contrarian, everyone dies, stories told from perspectives of worst characters, death porn
if i hadn't noticed this was from The Onion, i would've believed this was real
GaryBuh koleross
I'm sure VaatiVidya will do a video on this.
oleivarrudi We all knew it
franborrell Que deje las pajas con el concept art y espabile con vientos de invierno.
animal rights and eldin ring jokes, we are soul mates
I think they caught him elf-handed and told him to wipe up and get out.
Murderstorm117 jasonschreier
I believe it
AtomizedBanana hunt3rina
I’m so desperate for Winds of Winter, I honestly thought this was a real article for 15 whole seconds.
Is this real?
Shrinn Spectre_7 Yes.
alternative title: George R.R. Martin gets possessed by KayinNasaki
Sick bastard
Good SEO. The Onion will be the top result for millions of searches for topless elf art
This dude is the master grifter. He wrote a mediocre book with a bunch of sex and violence in it that literally was ripping off of numerous things that came before it, got it as an HBO show never even had to finish it, a crew took care of it for him, And he gets a massive payday
Nibellion
maximilian_
just another thing he's doing other than finishing A Song of Ice & Fire. classic Georgie
There’s a lord of the rings reboot coming out. Can’t wait to see it. I sponsored it.
Classic George RR
My man
I can't wait to read all about this in the item descriptions
No Elf control.
He is just doing research for the HBO prequels.
Come now; his arthritis prevents this.
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