The best jokes of the 2020 Oscars from Chris Rock, Brad Pitt, and more

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Chris Rock and Steve Martin started the Oscars off strong.

“Mahershala Ali has two Oscars. You know what that means when cops pull him over? Nothing.” Marriage StoryThe Irishman.“I gotta tell you I’ve got a Ford, I got a Ferrari. It ain’t even close. That’s like Halle Berry versus gum disease.”

“They told me I had 45 seconds up here, which was 45 more seconds than the Senate gave John Bolton this week. I’m thinking Quentin does a movie about it and in the end, the adults do the right thing.” ” I can now officially say I’ve held an Oscar on this stage.”

 

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