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very... interestingMy former fuck buddy, now husband has a lamp that looks like an anatomical model of a heart, and when you plug it in, it “pulses”. I shit you not.dunnaeknow, you and I both know it wasOoOooOoo... I experienced the trifecta. I went home with a man who had2. only had AXE body wash products in his bathroom

Also she said a number of things over the course of the date that I realized, in retrospect, were definitely lies, and ate like 5 different pills while we were having cocktails. One year we got wasted on free booze at the office christmas party and i was drunk and horny enough to forget i’d probably be the topic of tomorrow’s hostile work environment brand of sexual harassment.

I woke up still half drunk maybe 7 hours later and he wasn’t there. LOL, dude went home with someone else! In the harsh light of day I sat up and saw first, right in front of me on top of his dresser, some other girl’s crumpled up outfit, and when i turned my head to the right to look out the window, an open shelving bookcase entirely filled with fedoras. FEDORAS. A collection of fedoras! There had to be 30 fedoras. *5 fucking shelves of fedoras.* And one Santa hat.

I used to reverse commute by car from the UWS to Dutchess County. I would get back at night and have to find a parking space. This could take between 20 mins and 3 hrs. One day I turned from 79th on to West End, then turned on 82 and found a space right away. Fin.

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