Ted Cruz to Chris Hayes: 'May Space Pirates devour your liver'

📆 5/16/2019 10:58 PM
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'A sitting United States senator has told me, your humble host, that he hopes that 'Space Pirates' eat my liver.' — chrislhayes

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chrislhayes It’s not that SenTedCruz lacks a sense of humor it’s that just like every Huckabee he lacks any ability to read a room. Cruz is consistently an embarrassment to himself, his family and the state of Texas.

chrislhayes Cruz, a repub Senator with such a paucity of thought and language, like trump, that he has to threaten you! Personally attacks you because he can’t deal with the truth or facts

chrislhayes See the effect of a nut and moron in the WH? Even tedcruz is acting speaking beneath himself. He is bad for this country. Bad.

shadowmac57 chrislhayes He figures, if batshit crazy works with Trump supporters.....

chrislhayes Interesting times in the USA 😩

chrislhayes Why in the hell is this being repeated?

chrislhayes Friends don’t let friends drunk tweet

chrislhayes Post this 1,300 times. Then, call mommy.

Redfuzz98 chrislhayes WTF are these republicans on drugs or something. 🙄

chrislhayes Didn’t Prometheus die having his liver pecked by an eagle?

chrislhayes Ahhhh so cute Teddy tried to be funny. Him so smart yes he is. He is a smart boy.

chrislhayes It's amazing what you consider to be newsworthy.

chrislhayes chrislhayes is a piece of 💩

chrislhayes I would like to see space pirates eat liver. Not necessarily yours of course. Jello salad would be fun too.

chrislhayes Is 5 days of repeating this not enough?! You just show your stupidity in not knowing what a joke is

I like it! Seems apropos.

chrislhayes Ever heard of a joke, stupid!😱😂😂😂

chrislhayes Trump already ate Cruz' soul.

chrislhayes tedcruz Arrrrrrr, shiver me thrusters!

chrislhayes ?

Solutioneer72 chrislhayes As a 5 the generation Texan, I so miss Molly Ivins and Ann Richards. I can only imagine how they would torment Cruz.

chrislhayes What’s crazier about him being a “sitting senator”, is watching you claim to be a journalist.

chrislhayes They’ve already eaten what was left of Cruz’s spine.

chrislhayes You guys have become the BIGGEST JOKE in “journalism” in the history of this country.

chrislhayes le sigh

chrislhayes You’ve reposted this a bunch of times. It really got to you, huh? Well, I say to SenTedCruz GOOD JOB 👏 Sir! These TDS afflicted liars who pump FakeNews, conspiracy theories, & lie to the people deserve to have their thin skin exposed. Plus it was a very very funny tweet 😂!

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chrislhayes At least he has a liver...and a backbone!

chrislhayes One of Ted's saddest qualities is that he seems to think he is hilarious

chrislhayes This idea of Space defense was brought up under Regan. The issue was others taking Control of our Satellites. They called it Star Wars. They did it, and it became too expensive. It just slipped away. Now Cruz starts it again. Sad thing is trumps buddies are the one who will do it

chrislhayes Liberals take themselves WAY too seriously... Joyless

chrislhayes DerangedDonald syndrome is spreading across the GOP !

chrislhayes News slow? You've reweeted this about 20 times.

chrislhayes Consider the source

chrislhayes What

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chrislhayes 😆😂🤣

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chrislhayes Hahahahaha hilarious lol

chrislhayes The patients have escaped the asylum.

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chrislhayes it was a joke. even i thought it was kinda funny. lighten up.

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chrislhayes Lol

chrislhayes Texas should be so proud.

chrislhayes So Senatorial

chrislhayes Awww poor little Chris, are your feelings hurt?

chrislhayes Ha.. he is over the target. You know he doesn't care at this point in the game because you and yours are about to be uprooted from that cavern soon. I always wanted to live on a volcano... under 2 miles of ice

chrislhayes ImwithTED

chrislhayes All crack pots making rules for us !!

chrislhayes How many times are you going to tweet this. Move on.

chrislhayes Cool

chrislhayes He's just another Trump-Mini-Me. A Senate Minion.

chrislhayes I do too.

chrislhayes Characteristically creepy.

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chrislhayes So sad and disrespectful!

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chrislhayes These people are just weird

chrislhayes That is hilarious . . . and awful. And stupid. And mean. And ignorant. And SOOOOOOOO Ted Cruz!

chrislhayes Of all the sh!t going on in the world today, Cruz is so worried about “Space Pirates”. Sort of makes you wonder where his head is at...

chrislhayes Okay. Next?

chrislhayes You can’t really blame him...

chrislhayes Don't let it bother you. Cruz done lost his mind quite some time ago. But his colleagues not calling upon to apologize and/or resign is equally pretty scummy-like.

chrislhayes Are republicans trying out insults without layers hypocrisy? This is what we get, eh. Maybe they’ll get better, but looking back a few decades says otherwise

chrislhayes My my how far have we really fallen...

chrislhayes I kind of appreciate that. Creative, sardonic, and topical. You go Ted.

chrislhayes With Fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti?

chrislhayes Totally bunk! He is unfit for office.

chrislhayes Can nobody take a joke, oh my God he hopes people that don't exist are going to come and eat my liver. These people need this listen to themselves it's not only comedic their ignorance is appalling.

chrislhayes LMFAO

chrislhayes Still crying over this stupid joke

chrislhayes So religious of him, 2 faced jerk that he is!!!

chrislhayes Insult his wife. He'll back your presidential bid.

chrislhayes Am sure that Chris Hayes has been told worse things.

chrislhayes Space pirates ate SenTedCruz brains, that’s a fact!

chrislhayes That's because Ted's a clown. Enjoy the show!

chrislhayes SMH just SMH. As a Texan I so wish TedCruz weren't my senator right about now. Actually I've been wishing that since he got into office. SMH!

chrislhayes Break out the fava beans and the chianti.

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chrislhayes desusnice you really going to let them do our fam like that?

chrislhayes There's been so many of them up his ass for so long, he thinks they're normal

chrislhayes He could’ve mentioned other Pirates eating other things.

chrislhayes Sounds exactly like something The Zodiac Killer would say.

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