Swamp Monsters? Red Tails? Gridlock? What might NFL call DC?

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Washington's pro football team needs a new name. Branding experts warn of pitfalls as the team makes its choice. Others can't resist poking fun. Washington Swamp Monsters, anyone?

Rodney Johnson of Chesapeake, Va., stands with his truck outside FedEx Field in Landover, Md., Monday, July 13, 2020. The Washington NFL franchise announced Monday that it will drop the "Redskins" name and Indian head logo immediately, bowing to decades of criticism that they are offensive to Native Americans.

That means football team owner Daniel Snyder will likely have to pay off someone to get the name he wants, said “Anything with any historic significance that’s negative they should just stay away from,” Watkins said. Key to branding is being clear, concise, compelling and consistent, Davis said. And do it in only one or two words.“It’s the only equal opportunity hated city,” Davis said. “Both sides hate it.”Normally Watkins loves using humorous names, reeling off her favorites: the yogurt chain Spoon Me, Denver’s Church of Cupcakes, San Francisco’s TMI Colonics. But for sports teams, she said it’s not right, especially for a team that has upset people in the past with their name: “They need to be serious.

 

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All I think about is ' The Washington Redskins ' . It's such a iconic name. Do we really need to change it to 'Spears'.

Not many cities have initials built into their names. Take advantage of that and make it a cool double use call out... The Washington Damned Champions or the Washington DC's for short. Your mascot is a generic built athlete vaguely Olympic champion look with olive wreath

Well... The Orange Skins and the mascot can be an overweight pile of...

Football is dead

Washington red tape.

Washington Parasites would work Washington Amoebas. Because they don’t have a backbone either

Washington Mediocrity. Their best always seems to be try to get to 8-8

I think they should keep Redskins...

Or just change the team to the Redskins and change the logo to a Redskins potatoes

The Dogs

The Washington Greeds has a certain ring to it! Or maybe the Lobbyists!

The Washington Offended.

Warriors. Snap it up before it's gone!

No matter what name someone comes up with. Someone else will have something against it. It is just a name. No one thinks about savage Indians. They think football team. People are making something bigger than it is.

How about covid donnys.

sure... pile it on. makes fans of a team feel bad.

Just Wash.

The Washington Panderers

The Washington Swamp Rats

Washington Pander-Bears

I finally like something the AP posted

It doesn't matter what they choose. I'm done with the NFL...

...can't have the Cowboys without the indians!

Washington Peanuts.

Washington Red Panties

The Washington Rainmakers.

Washington Covids

The Washington Revolutionaries

While we’re at we need to change the Dallas cowboys name real cowboys offended

How about, The Losers. They are right.

The Washington Sentinels, but only if they bring back Shane Falco.

DC DEMOCRATS .... with they’re new slogan We suck too

How about the 'Oakland Redskins' or the 'St Louis Redskins?' I'm sure they would like to have a team back. Screw DC!

Rednecks...

I like the Capital Snails. Fits both the team’s & governments approach to change.

Hmm. How about War Hawks?

The Washington Generals

Let's call it Washington Trumpets! Surely a musical instrument can't offend anyone and then before the game there will be a band composed solely by trumpeters... We've got Utah Jazz and St Louis Blues as precedents. its Musical!...... oh wait...

Shit for Brains

The Washington Turtle Doves will work out fine.

The Donothings

Washington WigWams!

Red Skin Potatoes!

The Washington Flippity Floppities.

Swamps

Couldn't Red Tail be construed as Indian butt? just saying...

What about Washington Oats? This is ridiculous. This is going too far.

I vote for white_thin_skins

Washington honky lips

for many decades, the name REDSKINS has no problem to most. they even won 3 NFL champs. why now, I wonder? anyway, hope they can play well on seasons to come with their new name or what so ever it will be.

Whatever. Just get rid of that shit.

Gridlock is fitting

Washington Swamp Monsters would enable them to have mascot resembling that movie’s Swamp Thing. Just think of the garb and fan souvenirs possibilities. Kaching!

corrupters

The Tomahawks?

Do Nothings?

Washington Cutthroats

The cowards

Delete history like it never existed. Makes sense. Does anyone have a book burning guy? Asking for a friend.

Washington Congress. They barely show up and they rarely perform well.

I heard Warriors. Sounds nice.

The Canceled Cuckolds

Washington Foreskins

The Washington 'the other team is just going to disappear one day so why bother'

How about the Washington Traitors, in honor of trump?

Washington RedFins! With an angry, red finned shark as the mascot.

Red tape?

Red Tape

the new name for the washington redskins will probably be/. called the washington senators in honor of all the new democratic senators taking office in our usa senate IN 2020/.hmmmm interesting.,THINK?/.

Change a couple of letters and your mascot and you're good to go. This even opens up some interesting sponsorship opportunities.

Wasn't it a Native American that named the team in the first place?

“Washington 51” (statehood)

Snowflakes

Washington skins

Washington Rebels

Go Washington Redskins

Redcoats

Washington Pigskins 🐷

DC Redskins 😃

With all the important issues at hand this is what we’re changing.

How about Whiteskins? Everyone loves to hate on Whitey.

Carpetbaggers

Washington Injuns!

The Deplorables

Lobbyists

Hail To The Bobcats !!!

Washington Saltines?

“DC Redskins”

Let's not applaud this as some heroic gesture. Inventory for logo merch is probably flying off the shelves, it will become hugely collectable in certain segments, and the new gear will sell big numbers on release.

Washington Lives Matter

Red Foxes

HOGS

Lobos

The Elizabeth Warrens

Washington generals harlemglobetrotters

How about the “Washington Democrats “

The Washington Hucksters

Perfect. How about Washington Blue Tsunami

The Washington Instigators

The Washington Soap Box Orators

Don’t bait us

DC Destroyers

Washington Wolfpack

The Washington Desk Jockeys

Washington weirdos

The Washington Partisans.

The Washington Highbinders

Washington Insomniacs

You can never go wrong with Boaty McBoatface.

The Washington Politicasters

Washington 'Regulators'

Washington War Hogs...go hogs go!

Washington McWashingtonfaces

Just because a native American helped create the nickname doesn't make it right. Just as a vet telling Kap kneeling during the anthem is ok isn't right. To argue otherwise speaks of just how deep we will dig to find a justification for our actions.

Hmm...that logo looks like the one on Hatuey Beer.Hatuey was a Cuban Taíno tribesman who told the monk trying 2 convert him that he refused 2 go 2 heaven if there were Spaniards he got a beer named after him.That’s worse!

Washington Monuments

I vote for the Washington Ruling Class.

DC United

Turncoats

The Washington Jeffersons. The Jeffersons for short. Oh wait, that’s 1 racist symbol for another, scratch that.

Washington Stimulus

Code Talkers!!

If it's not 'Foreskins' I'm gonna be disappointed..

Close. Swamp Rats. swamprats

Washington Criminals. They are all legalized criminals in DC.

The Washington Took-Too-Longs I mean really. It's a rscial slur ffs

D.C Liers

Statesman.

Washington RedHawks

SWAMP MONSTERS YEEEEES!

Washington Rainier like Mt. rainier

The Washington Lobbyists

Avoid anything that has any reference to, or could be confused with any race of people, or controversial animal; so, how about the Washington Gravel.

Washington Warriors Washington Warriors Washington Warriors Washington Warriors Washington Warriors Washington Warriors!!!

I approve of a name change. If a name makes some of our people feel less belonging then make a change. But I’ve known Native Americans who have been huge Redskins fans because of the name. But aiming to please everyone the best we can I do believe is noble.

This is a freaking no brained Washington Hogs

Americans

The foreskins

it does NOT 'need' a new name

Pilgrims ?

The Onion announced they were changing their name from the Washington Redskins to the DC Redskins.

Red Tails would be epic

Washington Pigskins

Washington Lollygaggers

Call them the Jaguars ..it doesn’t get any worse than that !! Shad Khan is a JOKE!

Washington PORKSKINS

Washington McWashintonfaces.

Washington Foreskins

The Orange Fake Bone Spurs

The Defenders

Washington Yellow Bellies

easy peasy

I suggest “Washington Black Antifa Hooligans”

How about Washington 'LEADERS CORRUPT'

Yellowbellies

I'm liking the WASHINGTON JELLO SHOTS!!!!

Washington Rioters

The Washington Gridlock WashingtonGridlock Washington Gridlock WashingtonRedskins

Washington Savages

Lightening?

Founding Fathers

Washington Express. Maybe then they can move a ball 🏈 😂😂😂

Washington Wienies? Washington D'Bags? Washington Poonanni's? Just spit ballin.........

Washington Traitors? (No offense in the team. Just the legislators that currently hold office.)

the washington warmongers, it’s a bipartisan name.

Seems to me “Warriors” would be an easy win and could keep the same imagery. But I’m white and descendant English and Irish. Indigent peeps need to advise...

The Washington Wimps

Vagina neck 45ers

The Washington pangolin’s. The Washington Bats. The Washington COVID’s. Orange Orangutan DO YOUR JOB. Lie, defy, deny, white supremacy must die. Look forward. Test, isolate, trace. trump-virus.

Redskins washington humanitarians

Absolutely not funny!

Washington K Streeters

Name them after Trump and Congress. The Washington Weasels.

DC Woke. DC PC. DC Deep State......where does it end?

Let’s just go USFL retro

Wow, and to think I almost stopped following you this morning. Good job.

The DC Redskins

Wolves. It's simple and perfect.

Dragons.

Washington Social Justice Warriors fits like a glove

Washington Forked Tongues

Washington Pigskins

keep it simple: they'll want to keep the name beginning with 'R' (HTTR) and they'll keep the colors the same. Probably something that keeps the feather… Redhawks, blah blah... you get the idea.

Washington Merchants

Washington Traitortots

Washington Generals ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I propose the Washington Dust Bunnies and their mascot a a giant pink feather duster.

If they want to appease all the racists who are crying about it, they can call it the Washington White Snowflakes.

Washington Pigskins This way, fans can still use ‘skins when referring to the team and reference to the Hogs/Hoggettes is still relevant

Corruption

The Washington Rednecks and the New Coors Light Stadium.

Thieves

They can call themselves the 'Liberty Bells'.

Go-Gos

Warshington tittiesweaters!!!!

'Red Tails' is the best option of the bunch. It would be an easy transition. Instead of 'Hail to the Redskins' it's 'Hail to the Red Tails'.

Washington foreskins

Washington Waterloo

Following the evolution of our five-cent piece it should be the Washington Jeffersons.

How about The Washington Foreskins, Boycott Continues.

salamanders cause a group is called a Congress. Or Baboons cause a group is called a troop

The Washington State Geoducks?

The Washington Chycoms!

Washington Warrens

Joint Chiefs

Names are racist, they shouldn’t even have one or a logo

What’s your new name for the Washington football team? I’ll go first: Washington Swamp Lizards

Redwolves 🐺♥️🏈🇺🇸

Redtails

Swamp Rats would do.

Whatever name they chose won't help, because the BLM cult has decided Washington himself is offensive now.

the washington lobbyists

The Washington Gridlockers.

How about The Washington Donkeys?

Swamp Monsters is perfect for DC

Washington Bureau Chiefs

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