Students Unknowingly Egg Teacher’s Home

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Jeebus, Onion...

In the past, I once applied a hot balm for pain medicine, on the cushion of the teacher's chair in my class, which made him uncomfortable sitting for a long time to teach in the classroom.

This one took me a minute…

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Oof! Or should I say 'Ouef?!'

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A whole story in five words. Hemingway would be proud.

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Kids today are not taught to respect peoples property! They just not learning discipline at home, or school…. What a surprise !

I THOUGHT THE ONION WAS SUPPO…. 😗

Area Egg Teacher Confused By Headline

Nothing beats a home with a view

No cap I did this but it was a secretary, the police caught us and we still got suspended. Complete accident 😂😂😂

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'oh no' - me, out loud, 2 seconds after reading this headline

Yeah, but hey-3 mos off, van life baby!

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