stop giving them ideas
the edm industry boutta go crazy🙀
Don’t give them any ideas
So no edm artist will get paid? Just another big company trying to take advantage of ppl. You require a monthly subscription you don’t need to hoard your money.
Dont give them any ideas😳
Don’t give them any ideas. 🤫
*i move away from the mic to breathe in*
I thought this was satire?
What if you produced the record too
What Of Rap Artists With Verbal Diarrhea?
hahahha whaat
thedavidcrosby
I think this is only fair.
wheredthesodago
Juzwik 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
i see your angle now porterrobinson
Time to start a barbershop quartet
FUCK Spotify!
Okay but why is this kinda believable lmao
Reality has now become a satire of The Onion
You actually do have to pay to upload to Spotify
Islamist acapella artists due a windfall
Fair is fair
Eek don’t give them ideas...
Haha! Well, thank goodness this is a ' fake ' headline. . . Otherwise, A LOT of instrumental guitarists would be be pissed!
Better retweet this before you get 100 's. emmaswiftsings
Good thing tenaciousd invented inward singing.
Yann Tiersen is not pleased
Taylor Swift releases 10000 word song.
DJ Khaled will be devastated
Lmao
See, Michael Stipe already thought of this whole thing, which is why 'It's the end of the world as we know it' sounds a little bit like mouth diarrhea. You're not going to put one over on Michel. Dude's a savant.
should be a really good policy with electronica or other non-vocal types of music.
haha
DJ Khaled is fucked.
Poor lophiile and polyphia 😂
Edm producers in the mud
I guaran-damn-tee they've tried.
Ha ha ha !
Artists who make instrumental songs
arttavana A capella artists:
I actually belived the news then I saw it's Onion. This could absolutely happen
😂😂 but many a true word said jest ....
Rarely does the onion miss
Wouldn't be surprised.
Polka artists:
lofi artists crying in the distance
Stopify
Lol onion, you're the best
not a particularly bad idea
😁😁
boltannical1
the fact that this doesnt even seem to far off from reality is proof that we're living in a sitcom
Hahahaha!
Can't wait to hear Tosin Abasi doing C.A.F.O acapella.
Yall are supposed to write satire!
Cc varungrover
The Tequila song is gonna make a few cents
wtf_sini lmao
AWPiste ian_bartholo
dj_t_short Haha...
No different than millions of Fast food workers having to clock out after 2hr shift - then sit around until the next 2 Hour shift to start during dinner rush
😆
Wasted air space
cameron_kasky This is insane
Rip DJs :'(
2pac & Biggie smalls are living it up
Capitalism doing the job
Technically rap has no singing 😬😬😬
cameron_kasky
bullshit aq
Ambient artists: 👁👄👁
🤣🤣🤣
😂
lets not give them any ideas
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good!! They were compensated way too much!!
RIP Kygo
The best/worst thing about Onion is when their articles feel like something that could actually happen.
poor mozart 😅
_loscil_ What
Instrumental musicians will get fucked in the ass
yablowza emmaswiftsings 😆
Perfect 😍
iamjonwalker 👁👁 damn jon
Savvy business move
lowtheband
jjhigney Ted Nugent and Yngwie Malmsteen look out!
AidanJohnMoffat Never knew this, until reading yesterday. Suspect you read it, though...
beethoven and his boys to boycott spotify, sources say
jjhigney Uh oh, I’m an instrumentalist! :)
_loscil_ kiss of death to drone 😕
unionmusicasCNT 😂
rufat_zeynalli
Chuck Mangione: 'NOOOOOOOOOO!'
Chemical Brothers are going to have to go on welfare.
Rappers be ok.
Why would you encourage drummers to do backup vocals like this
medodetentar amigo olha que ridículo isso aqui
Spotify spotifyartists
ALEXFDZ “We’re also going to come down hard on made-up lyrics like ‘ba-da-da-da’ or just repeating the word ‘yeah.” I’m agree
This too real. Spotify is already stealing from artists.
John Williams is all “shit. Now I gotta go back and sing all that.”
What a joke
And I'll be stopping payment to spotify when they stop paying the artists. CHECKMATE!! (I know it's satire)
Dubstep artist be like
marshmello’s going down
Professional Wrestling referees will soon have their pay docked for missing rule violations and unfair tactics.
EDM Artists: 👁👄👁
wow I thought you weren’t a political news source. Disappointing
🤣🤣🤣
Each repeated verse should be paid half
Including edm songs?what a dick move
assumed this was already the case
Actually believable
Beethoven has Been real quiet these days
kanye getting 2 cents in lift yourself
If you got time to lean you got time to sing.
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