that allows users to put different hats atop it. “We designed the PlayStation 5 from the ground up with player customization in mind, which is why we’re letting gamers everywhere place a little baseball cap or fedora on the console,” said Sony Interactive Entertainment president Jim Ryan, noting that gamers had never before experienced the thrill of personalization offered by adorning their PlayStations with a small fez, tyrolean cap, or jaunty cabbie’s hat.
“That means that if you’re playing a more serious title likeyou might opt for a formal homburg hat to honor the occasion. Whereas if you’re going for a more fun-loving look, you might try a tiny porkpie hat and, who knows, maybe even a paisley scarf. This is what the next generation is all about, and we at Sony could not be more excited to finally offer it for a mere $14.99 per hat.
YES.
😂
TF2, much?
The Fezolution is here!
KateFerrandino That doesn't do much at all
PatStaresAt what did you do
ClassiquePlayer If only
Onion writers do bad PS5 jokes so they can write off PS5's as 'business expense' even though mom bought them so she wouldn't have to listen to her manchild bitch for one everytime she went downstairs to do a load of laundry. TheOnionSucks
NickMoments I want a fez for my ps5
Drullkus Can't wait to get my Drgluon themed PS5
that would actually be pretty rad ngl
Drullkus Now we need TF2 and Unusual quality hats for our PS5s.
stolen concept
Xbox Players rn 👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯👨🦯
'A cowboy, Moroccan, and Michael J. Fox walk into a bar...'
Awww, look at all your different colored hats
They made one just for Drgluon
$SONY to the moon
OH YEAH! You know I'm getting mine with a red fez and I'm gonna name him The Doctor.
RADRE0N p0rkchopPDX
Never again can I see a fez and not think of the Doctor. Could it come with a sonic screwdriver? Or even better...a sonic screwdriver controller!
Wellshit JTyler82 guess the ps5 wins this gen ;)
Ok but to be fair. I would totally buy a hat for my PS5.
Team fortress 3 is a playstation exclusive
Is this some kind of joke
Apparently, the PS5 is the EleventhDoctor. bbcdoctorwho
Honestly, they look handsome.
I'll be waiting until the sombrero comes out
PS5only
No video signal ! Reball cpu chip ! No cpu socket !
Tales200cv1 Whitezzera Pedrinho_RL ?
ToygunTuran1 oyyyy
eraldobsf
I don’t know what PS5 is, and I still find it funny
Which scale will the hats be in? It looks sorta like 1:2 or 1:4.
Game over Jjayg8881Jason That’s a wrap homie. Sony wins.
yungpoutymcpout Wicket_Wesley
TeamFortress coming to ps5
TheGeordieNerd
Omg this is the best Tweet The Onion has ever Tweeted😂😂
I'll take one of everything
a maga ps5 would have white sheets
RedGamingTech
Why is Sony in the Wifi market all of a sudden?!? And why are they HUGE?
🤠
PS5only 👍😂🤣
Fezzes are cool.
jenn_raye
The Fez is not a hat. It's a National headdress.
PS5only I'll take a hat for my PS5. 😂🧢
iCaseyJones I’m sure you’ve seen this
PS5only Remember to pre order for a limited edition retro ps1 hat!
PS5only So this is there response to Microsoft 😂
i want the Fez version!!!!! 😜
can I buy it a ketchup costume
Get me uhhh.. get me that cowboy hat one
Byvsen did bo have anything to do with this
I am all in for some tiny top hat for my fancy console!
Honestly I kind of want one with a little fez now lol
This is the news I needed today
TBH I'd buy a little hat for my PS5. Sony maybe something to consider?
Pretty dope feature AgentAguilar
My ps5 boutta look like my Among us character
It needs a grey & blue chef's hat.
Y'all capping for real!
But.... You already made this exact joke
But... she's got a new hat!
The Indiana Jones model is rad.
tf3 for ps5 confirmed
Put a cowboy hat on it and play red dead redemption. Howdy
TellMeYoureOK
TF2 players will looooove this
RyanHoulbagz
king_beedorah
Thought this was a joke
This opens up a big market for custom made accessories.
I want all the hats
Rumor has it Valve is helping with this.
i know what hat i want.....😅
ericdoesvoices That's what's up
I’d pay $100 more for a little Viking hat on mine if it was historically accurate. No horns.
The HardDrive OGN, at least they don't rehash old articles all the time.
About time
Oh boy! Hats!
geek_dice
SEAGREENXXX
Nah man, those are normal sized hats. The PS5 is just massive.
Oy no Kippah?
TheRealDeFo User: How? Sony: Just like that!
No trilby?!? Are you kidding. Ps5 can do one. Apparently Xbox are making a nice one for its consol, that you can pair with some lovely tartan slippers, so I'll be going with them.
Are fedoras PC exclusive?
Enjoyed this MSwift94
It's a PS5 exclusive hat that blows up if you try to put it on literally anything else.
DLH DLC
For the digital only PS5, you can only get pictures of the little hats
Hat designs outsourced to the Team Fortress 2 team.
Can only buy hats from Sony. Any hats not manufactured by Sony will cause system to self-destruct.
Fezzes are cool.
luffy_taro
nice
'Look at all your different colored hats!' ... GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!
Can you get unusual hats too?
Doctor Who edition, in the middle?
Quality fez
And each hat costs $80.
this is what we gamers WANT
I know this was already tweeted out a few months ago, but I do plan on getting a little fez for my PS5.
Requires a PlayStation Plus membership
I heard the middle one comes bundled with FEZ 2.
iCaseyJones They got the fez man you gotta buy this
Finally, a real reason to ditch my old 360.
The hats are $79.99 and you have to renew every year or they fall off.
Kenshin9977
DualShockers 😂😅🤣
DualShockers why do i actually want this now?
where's arthurs hat
SlaudioCaavedra feels like something you’d say and/or smirk at
That would actually be cool
are there any unusual ones
I’d fuck
Finally, the PS 5 ‘Fascinator’.
Did Gabe Newell work on the PS5
theschadster donovanjake 👀
I would have introduced them with wigs. Only when the hair fell out would they become full time hat wearer's.
Ah, yes...the Malibu Stacey angle
I’d go for the fez
Nice little feature number1beard
Are the hats backward compatible?
I wasn’t interested - but now... it’s a must have day one essential purchase for me! Starkiller_Fox _Tenacious_P ImTheBuff1
Hell yea! Can the Tophat edition also come with a monocle?
A tiny fez 🤣
Fuck....I wish
Sold
Perfectly fitted for those small brain
Sherlock hat edition and ElyseWillems will be there with bells on.
Ziggythecub I wanna buy one! XD
TF2 for PS5 confirmed
'Fezzes are cool' ~ 12th Doctor
Tiny fez tiny fez tiny fez TINY FEZ
WTF!!!!!!!! OutofTime2038 this is so awesome. Too bad i'm a stupid dumb little nintendo whore 😢😢😢💔
ladderpain is it for Turkey in the middle?
ps5:
This must be done!
glitchwitchx but for real tho imma do it
Krylo_o
I would honestly buy one just for the little hat
NO I WANTED THIS TO BE REAL
philwatz_
You joke, but it would absolutely rake in extra profits.
Yeeees
System costs 1 dollar - hat costs 499.00 but you can’t buy them separately
Has DoctorWho worn a ball cap?
really irresponsible for sony to release this without masks
why does the ps5 look like the alien grave in the sims 4 tho
I'm disappointed to see that Sony has not yet announced a Gandalf-style wizard hat.
where's the MAGMA version
like Max Steel
Can't go wrong with a fez
Is tihs real
ErnestoMM
Next up: spinning rims for the fan! Sure, you won’t be able to see it, but it’s there.
Wait.... No Fedora? *m'sony*
Wifi routers with hats! That's cool!
I want it now for the tiny hats
Will it be backwards compatible with my PS4s hats?
BlakePounder
I’ll take the Mustaffa.
I mean it's not fake, you CAN customize any console with tiny hats (apart from the Ouya, the bastard)
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