Some Suggestions for Ben Affleck’s Dating Profile

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Just a few helpful dos and don'ts for Ben Affleck's dating profile

Ben Affleck, maybe scrolling through Raya. Photo: BG004/GC Images Ben Affleck — actor, director, and Boston’s First Son — is on the members-only dating app Raya, according to “Page Six.

“He seems to want a real partner and is not looking to date a celebrity. He is private and is in a good space right now,” a source told “Page Six.” “He has his kids and is focusing on work, but is ready to be in love again.” That’s great; good for Ben. What could be more beautiful in this cruel, lonely world than to open one’s self up to the possibility of love, connection, and vulnerability, on an $8 a month, DJ-based dating platform?

If Ben is going to find the right non-celebrity partner to share his life with, though, he’s going to have to put together a solid profile, one that plays up his strengths and downplays his weaknesses DO mention your interests, like old cars, iced coffee, and cigarettes.DO include this odd yet compelling photo of you holding a golden retriever puppy as if you’re in physical pain.

Actually, just DON’T mention Tom Brady at all, and definitely DON’T mention that you had his head made into a chair for your son.But DON’T post a picture of your dolphin tattoo.DON’T do that thing where you blur their faces out, or cover them with smiley emojis or whatever. People will figure out who you are!Most importantly, have fun and be yourself! But don’t make your Raya song, like, “I’m Shipping Up to Boston” or anything.

 

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