Let Pete Davidson’s alternate universe president explain.
So the pressure was on to deliver something better resembling what fans expect fromSNLwhen the show made its big return to Studio 8H this week for the first new episode of 2022.And they kicked things off with a message fromabout the one thing America can do to end the pandemic for good: “Stop seeing
Spider-Man.”“Think about it,” he explained. “When did Spider-Man come out? December 17th. When did every single person get Omicron? The week after December 17th. Stop seeingSpider-Man.”For the rest of the cold open sketch, Biden took questions from reporters that mostly ended with him reiterating his plea. “See anything else,” he begged. “I saw the first half hour ofRead more: The Daily Beast »
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Worst cold open in years. Who wrote this ridiculous material?
Joe Biden, elected to tame the virus, sees his COVID death toll surpass Donald Trump'sBiden overpromising and underdelivering on COVID-19 could come back to hurt Democrats in the midterms. 🗓️ 01.13.2022 🇺🇸 Americans Vaccinated: 🥇 247,987,225 = 1st Vaccine Shot ⬆️ 74.7% 🥇 208,564,894 = 2nd Vaccine Shot ⬆️ 62.8% 🥇 78,139,161 = Vaccine Booster Shot ⬆️ 37.5% ================= 🚨 Americans NOT Vaccinated: 🔴 85,465,865 🖥️ | CDCgov What an ignorant headline. Words alone can't express how thankful I’m. I thank God my friend recommended you to me. TarellaCampbel investing with you has been a good opportunity for me and my family I just received my profit within seven days of investments.
Biden team regroups after court loss on COVID shots-or-testThe White House is pushing ahead with efforts to prod people to get COVID-19 shots after the Supreme Court put a halt to the administration’s sweeping vaccinate-or-test plan for large employers. I pity anyone thinking that federally mandated vaccinations are, in ANY way, constitutional. If Trump didn't win in 2016 to give us 3 SCOTUS appointees, we'd be Australia right now. God bless Donald Trump and to hell with Joe Biden. SCOTUS, only good for regulating female bodies
Biden backers 'not seeing the results' a year into his term | AP NewsJust over a year ago, millions joined forces to send Joe Biden to the White House. But 12 months after he entered the Oval Office, many describe a coalition in crisis. Voices across Biden's political base are openly decrying the slow pace of progress. You can only thank the Republicans for the slow pace , blocking everything that helps Americans Biden is just another rich old white dude that upholds systems that benefit rich old white dudes. I am pleased with President Biden.
Biden Team Regroups After Court Loss On COVID Shots-or-testBiden said the mandates have already had their desired effect on reducing the number of unvaccinated adults. I track vaccination status for my employer and we did have an uptick recently, some people were under the impression they were being forced. This is true most businesses had a get vaxxed date by last November, December.....there are some deadlines in January......it has increased the of vaxxed until SCOTUS decision. So Biden buys up the manufacturer capacity. There won’t be any at CVS where u could buy it in 5 minutes . Now the govt inefficiently distributes in 2-3 weeks. Brilliant.
Biden plans executive action on police reform to revive stalled issueThe executive actions would follow Biden’s uphill battle to advance voting rights legislation, and they could coincide with an effort to revive the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, which stalled after attempts to craft a bipartisan measure failed Unconstitutional. Not a federal power. See Tenth Amendment.The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. FJB
Psaki mocked for saying Biden wasn't making 'human' comparison between GOP, segregationists in Atlanta speechThe White House press secretary raised eyebrows when she was grilled about the president's divisive speech attacking his opponents.
after the live audience was sent home and the vast majority of the cast was either out sick with COVID or declined to risk their health for the sake of the show. So the pressure was on to deliver something better resembling what fans expect from SNL when the show made its big return to Studio 8H this week for the first new episode of 2022. And they kicked things off with a message from about the one thing America can do to end the pandemic for good: “Stop seeing Spider-Man .” “Think about it,” he explained. “When did Spider-Man come out? December 17th. When did every single person get Omicron? The week after December 17th. Stop seeing Spider-Man .” For the rest of the cold open sketch, Biden took questions from reporters that mostly ended with him reiterating his plea. “See anything else,” he begged. “I saw the first half hour of House of Gucci. That’s more than enough movie for anyone.” It wasn’t until the one “nerd” reporter asked the president if he believes that “elsewhere in the multi-verse, there’s a version of you that wants people to see Spider-Man ” that the sketch started to pick up. “Finally, a good question!” Biden said. “I’ve actually thought about this a lot. I’ve consulted with Dr. Fauci and Dr. strange. As far as I can tell there are at least three Joe Bidens. One of them is me. One of them is a Joe Biden that lost to Trump. That Biden hosts a show on CNBC called ‘T-birds, Tacos and Trains.’ And then there’s a third Joe Biden that was the greatest president in history. My approval ratings are sky high, I’m actually supported by my own party, and I understand the show Euphoria. ” Finally, Pete Davidson showed up as the Biden from the “real universe,” warning that the one we are all living in is about to collapse. “Everyone on Earth is better off in the real world except one man named Pete Davidson,” he joked. “This world is maybe more fun for him.” For more, listen and subscribe to