Sleep: Myth Vs. Fact

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MYTH: Your brain is inactive during sleep. FACT: Your brain uses those precious hours to pursue its own interests and hobbies.

When it comes to how and why people sleep, there are many existing misconceptions that people regard as fact and that influence their behavior.: Counting sheep is an effective way to fall asleep.: Counting sheep works as long as you don’t get engrossed by the rich detail and fascinating nuances of each individual sheep.Your brain uses those precious hours to pursue its own interests and hobbies.

: Doctors didn’t just come across this insane 26-minute YouTube video about ancient Japanese knife restoration at 1:30 a.m.: All spiders safely leave your mouth after laying their eggs.: Often, it’s simply the result of being bored by the life you’ve created for yourself.Advertisement: Only if you get those devices from our referral links or our site partners at TheInventory.com.: People should get more sleep as they age to gradually acclimate themselves to death.

 

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Mine has terrible anxiety attacks!

arawnsley and bodies

My brain has found a way to teleport to alternate universes without me or drugs. While I sleep that alien mush powers another me somewhere else using quantum entanglement. it ass dials another me and entangles itself there.

Interesting . . . brain sleep

Erich Fromm (kind of) approves

There are no faces

😅

Good for it, you know. At least one of us does that...

Isn't this sort of true? That's basically what dreaming is.

Those facts are going to help me settle a lot of family arguments 😊

NMuzhira we are exceptions

That explain why I’m still sleepy in the morning

So sleep walkers brains are just training to be gourmet chefs at 3am ?

My brain enjoys dogging

My brain has its own interests? Oh, that explains all the dreams about scrapbooking.

People who die in their sleep 😶

If my brain doesn't have music to listen to while I sleep, it wakes me up with nightmares. Having the music player go flat at 1am this morning was a reminder not to depend on internal battery life for these things.

Your brain processes your inner thoughts and the body heals itself ?

Your brain right now is chasing that certain someone. Will you be there when it catches up?

And murder.

Gee, that explains the Chinese Tattoos, I guess

Ah this a goodie

Mind over gray matter

I know! I recently found my sleep brain's secret tumblr account....

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

good for him, let him learn botany if that's what he wanna do with his time.

should get a job

You could say that you are its day job.

It fails to mention that some brains remain inactive when the person's awake.

My brain has some kinky thoughts 😳😳😳

Judging by my dreams, this is a true statement.

Marrying shrek while Gru is there at a basketball game is a weird hobby.

Good for it to chase it’s own desires

Ok, now that’s awesome! 😂

Is that why we dream?

That why I woke up with a crochet kit next to my head this morning?

Mind be like-Finally, I am free. Let me loosen myself up, roam the underground of the universe and pursue my dark side before this micromanaging boss wakes up

my crazy fuck up dreams agree

Has a mind of its own you might say...

I FEEL ATTACKED!

So that's the reason I don't feel like following my hobbies while awake. How much a mind would do with a particular hobby 😋.

In that case what the fuck was the dream that I had the other night where I was in a sci-Fi movie hotel on another world that once I reached the 14th floor it turned into a 1970’s launderette with the only lift to the 15th floor

The last one 😭😭😭😭😭

This is so true

Your brain may have created a separate family, while you were sleeping. 🤷‍♂️😂

so my brain has a girlfriend?

That would explain why I wake up with crochet needles and covered in doilies.

For many of us, this is also true of waking hours.

My brain is always keeping me up while it studies for it’s GED. Maybe if he didn’t party so much during high school...

FACT

It's when the other half of the brain takes over. The one that can't talk.

It makes sense why some people would go into a coma. We need to respect our brain's way of life and it's life choices.

My dreams are of me doing mundane things. Is my brain jealous?

Like giving me nightmares and forgetting how to breath for 15 seconds when sleeping.

...At this point is this satire?

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