Sleep Easy, Gamers: The Original Team Of Developers Behind ‘GoldenEye 007’ All Have Robust Savings Accounts And Can Comfortably Provide For Their Families

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For decades, there’s been one question that’s tortured gamers of all ages and stripes: How did the original team of developers behind Goldeneye 007 make out? Well, after a robust inquiry put forth by our investigative journalism unit, we at OGN are happy to confirm that the creators of one of the most influential…

For decades, there’s been one question that’s tortured gamers of all ages and stripes: How did the original team of developers behindout? Well, after a robust inquiry put forth by our investigative journalism unit, we at OGN are happy to confirm that the creators of one of the most influential first-person shooters in history all have robust savings accounts and can comfortably provide for their families.

So,We know you’ve all been kept up at night, tossing and turning as you worried about the fates of the artists who designed Oddjob’s hat or animated Baron Samedi. Are they living paycheck to paycheck? Struggling to make payments on their mortgages? Homeless? Fear not, because our sources confirmed they are securely making ends meet and have generous 401 plans for when they choose to retire. And on top of that, they all have enough saved up to send their kids to college one day.

 

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god damnit I cant unsee this ever

drdoak comment?

And rightfully so since they made me enjoy the 8th grade

I don't get the joke on this one.

I wouldn’t say it’s been keeping me up nights, but I had been worried about this. I’m glad to know they’re all doing all right

Is the game as long, drawn out, & soul killing as the movie? Ugh.

grantkirkhope this is so true, isn’t it?

Is this true grantkirkhope ?

And thanks to the rights issues we’ll never get it to appear on a hypothetical N64 mini or the E-Shop

They deserve it

my satisfaction is incalculable and my day is saved

good :)

:)

thank god

Thank God nobody ever pirated the game GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64 or the developers would probably never financially recover from it

Y'all joke, but Rare is still out there killing it. Sea of Thieves is a massively popular game (plus the dozens of other hits they've had the last 25 years since Goldeneye)

Bless 😂😂😂

I'm glad they've managed to avoid taking on odd jobs.

Thank fucking god

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