Singing Birds Dressing Princess All Struggling With Bra Clasp

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WOW, Very impressive what animal trainers are capable of these days.

Hi CarolineKennedy

CarolineKennedy has a flat butt. Sorry.....mariashriver tried to give you some pointers on maximizing the gluteus.....to the max....

She should “more worry” about her flat butt.

One hand. Easy peasy.

Lol this should have been on Reductress

I'll help.

See? Could never be a princess. I hate bras. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Sexing birds made easier. That must be a dude bird.

Well if they made bra's automatic, then you wouldn't even need those annyoing birds.

LOLOLOL::::::::::::::::: omg, good catch. only took, what?, 70 years.... daaayyyum

Must be male birds.

Tfw you've spent your life only mastering how to undo the clasp.

fj_newman It is an outrage that there are no Monty Python “Upper Class Twit of the Year” gifs on Twitter. It’s even in the name!

Wait until he has to deal with the dreaded 4 clasp bra.

Call Jimmy Kimmel. The man's an expert. ManShow

I guess their little peckers are just not up to the job! TheSelfishChristian

What's the social distancing rule on these birds? I want to keep abreast.

Oh so it's not just me?

Same tbh

I’ll help!

Bird: Perhaps you've put on weight? Princess: The fuck you say to me? *screams and goes into violent rage* Bird: This is fine.

“How about braless?” asks frustrated bird.

Really? She's wearing a black bra with that pastel blue and yellow dress?

Must be that corn mash liquor.

Silly birds! With that dress, not black and definitely strapless.

A

thank god it’s not just my 30 year old boyfriend who continues to struggle with this

As well they should. Any princess deserves them... ask the Kim K group🙃

ha, that's why princesses wear corsets

🤣🤣

Call for the magic tarantula!

One handed.

In then out. It's really not hard.

the birds get me

swiftserpens when I saw this i thought of you for some reason, with all your delicious wedding prep tweets

Amateurs.

Um

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