TOLEDO, OH—In a move that obliterated the final vestiges of his youthful innocence, toddler Charles Mankiewicz, 3, was told Tuesday that he could no longer touch his own genitals at the dinner table, robbing himof the simple joy of childhood.
“Stop that,” said the child’s joyless parents, ensuring that the small boy would never again indulge in the unleavened pleasure of sticking his hand down his own pants without being overwhelmed by all-consuming shame and deep self-loathing. “You can’t just do that, Charlie.
It's my party and I'll touch them if I want to, touch them if I want to...
My wife still looks at me with disappointment when I touch my genitals at the dinner table. The dog does it and we laugh, I do it and “It’s not appropriate for a 48 year old to do in front of dinner guests.”
Oof
harisbinali appreciate that you brought this extremely relevant content to my attention
This is way too real a struggle in my family =/
Damn! That picture looks like he’s in the porn industry.
What next? They're gonna tell him he can't play with his food and to eat his vegetable? some people shouldn't have kids...
I hated that when it happened to me.
He’ll get that back when he’s divorced and 40 in an “executive efficiency” convienently located right off the interstate
It's ok if their hand identifies as the opposite gender of the genitalia being touched.
You guys are struggling.
timmy we don't want more kids now.
CaroDiRusso He should have been taught the ancient lesson all boys must learn: 'You can't tell the angle of the dangle, by the sag of the bag'.
It’s a war on childhood.
Gingers never win kid
Truth. Growing up sucks.
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Simple Joy Of Presidency Stolen From Man-Child Who Was Repeatedly Told He Can't Touch Others' Genitals Without Consent
It’s lies kid. I still touch my genitals at the dinner table! Live your life!
Perhaps he’s the next Michael Jackson.
'It's not a handle!' Yelled many times in my house
Heck I'm 24 and just the other day my parents took that right form me. Apparently you're not supposed to touch your genitals while your watching your nephew get his circumcision
LMAO! That's just soooo wrong.
Another life crushed before it truly began. Sad.
Imagine being the kid in this picture and then seeing this picture years from now as an adult.
The masturbation addiction in America is a crisis that no one is talking about. Just look! It's spreading to TODDLERS!
PFTbot
He needs to wait till he's 18 to do that..
When he's older and living on his own he can use his member to spread peanut butter on toast at the table if he wants
Plus the climate change of course
Or fling poo
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