Shower Head Snarls Like Vicious Jungle Cat Before Turning On

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No wonder why people love TheBabylonBee more now.

As it fucking should! Hit me!

Would buy

Oh, what a coincidence, I do that too, when I'm turned on.

Lol that just happened.

Charmed and anything Star Wars.

A little shot of Lime Away should knock that smirk right off your face...bitch.

Hey, you wrote a haiku.

thought that was a weird oil filter for a second lmao

:3

I need this DUUUVAL

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Yes SCP Foundation this post here

Or was it just that new treatment your doctor prescribed...?

Same.

Yeah yeah, and the old plumbing also makes me think the house is haunted with it's knocking and groaning

Wtf mine doesn’t do that what a rip-off.

First.

Air in the pipes is real, y'all.

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just like me fr

This is a Speakman shower head. One of the best. Unless it’s a knockoff. Then it’s not.

To the music of Bernard Hermann 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Silly similes 😂😂😂 I'm typing this tweet like Ernest Hemingway bwahahaha hire me

75% of all hotels have that exact shower head. Also that shower head sucks.

So random!

I snarl like that when the husband gets anywhere near me.

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It is a privilege to be alive and be able to witness such irreproachable journalism. Kudos!

Turn on the water, step back and wait for the scary noises to stop and cautiously step in the shower.

Oh god oh frick

The headline sounds like it's about a shower head being aroused before sex. 😄

I'm not a licensed plumber but I have seen something similar in homes I have worked on in the past where a baby squirrel climbs into the hot water heater and gets stuck. The acoustics of the plumbing amplify the squirrels natural singing voice, the shower head acts as a speaker.

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My washing machine has a defect which causes it to - during one of its cycles - to sound like a howling child from hell. First time that happened I was not a particularly brave person.

New Onion sucks. Down with ownership. Turn GMG into a co-op.

I won't ignore shower heads ever again after reading this tweet.

It is just because there is air in the line that is being forced out by the domestic operating pressure, which will range from 40-100 psi. What is more worrisome is the potential for someone to turn on the dishwasher while I am in the middle of shaving my body.

This made me laugh so hard, reminded me of the old school ones which really did sound vicious when you turned them on.

then it purrs like a kitten

If only mine did this. How cool would that be!

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