Shaken not slurred: James Bond had ‘a severe chronic alcohol problem,’ public health experts say

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Bond — James Bond — was seen sipping on alcohol precisely 109 times, according to a study published in the Medical Journal of Australia.

Source: Healthcare Press (healthcarepress.net)

 

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Must really be desperate to fuel subscription sales

That's shullbit.....and......yeah, so

This surely can’t be serious! Whatever next. Do these people not realise that James Bond is fictional lol!

Your the one with a problem if you think a fictional character could have a problem...

Is this another one of your anonymous sources? Name the health experts if you make claims

Do they realize he’s not real and it was a movie?

Didnt know he was a real person

You do know that he is a fictional character created by Ian Fleming right?

FFS. Who paid for that one?

When they cast him as an ethnic minority they won’t be able to have a go at him 🙌

Try going to a bar undercover and not order...how long would you be allowed to stay...?

And I say he is a fictional movie character and who gives a shit? PS- the Incredible Hulk has anger issues and I don’t give a shit about that either.......

But at no time was Bond shown incapaciated, or driving drunk, in his movies. Don't these 'experts' have some real work to do?

What’s Trump’s excuse except that he is a Trump

Since when has James Bond been a real person

Seriously, what’s next? Superheroes cannot exist, said public health experts. Duh. Santa, you’re next.

He could get totally faced and save the world and have sex with several women still be able ski,jump out of planes,go into space drink some more and do the whole thing over again why you may ask ? Because HE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER that’s why

Great, another answer to a question no one asked

No kidding. That was a pretty obvious and intended character flaw in the fictitious spy. In other news, water still wet and the sky is still blue.

I think publication of this nonsense is strong indication of substance abuse.

There goes the PC Police again. They just can’t enjoy anything

Considering any medical report shared in the odd Bond film offers a comment about 007's liver, you haven't really added anything new to the discussion, guys.

Guy had a tough job leave him alone.

theage smh to which most would reply as Lincoln did when complaints were lodged that Gen. Grant drank too much 'well, find out what he's drinking and send a case to each of my other generals.'

Public says to experts, James Bond isn’t a real person.

Who cares

Duh

good reason not to believe experts

He is also fictional. What about concentrating on real problems? Even though they will probably not get you 15 minutes of fame.

His favorite Xmas song was probably “Baby, it’s Cold Outside”.

Oh FFS!

James Bond is an alcoholic, that’s the fictitious problem we’re worrying about?!? A GIANT PURPLE TITAN FICTITIOUSLY WIPED OUT HALF OF OUR FICTITIOUS POPULATION AND WE MUST FICTITIOUSLY STOP HIM!!!

He's saved the world from certain doom 25 times, been tortured, kidnapped, shot at and widowed to name but a few. He's entitled to a drink or 106 😉 (that does average out at about 4.5 per movie, thats a regular friday night pre-drinks !)

Jesus nothing is safe anymore. Report some real news and stop with this b.s.

Yes but how often did he drink more than a few sips before having to kill someone, get girl or realize there was poison in it

Playing along with the premise, everywhere he went, people were trying to murder him, all while he did unspeakable things to survive, while protecting the interests of the Crown. Self medication went hand in hand with self preservation. hardlifehardliving

In other news: water is wet, salt is salty, libraries are underfunded... / CaptainObvious

Yawn

Let's see....James Bond is a freaking fictional freaking character! WTH?

Next up health experts weigh in on Bridget Jones’ neurotic and annoying behavior.

James Bond is a fictional character! How is this important!

Nothing else more newsworthy todat?

You try killing dozens of people & having two hundred birds on the go... He's done well just being an alcoholic, let alone holding down a steady job! PostTraumaticStress

Bond was fictional. These experts are aware?

hell hes in high stress job and he could die at any given time. 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

So fucking what

His drinks were watered down.

He did his job.

Also probably PTSD but yolo

I hate every person that is trying to ruin every thing. Miserable pricks! That is all!

is this a real post?

you also forgot to mention that he has a big problem practicing safe sex. I've seen him bed dozens of women, and not once has whipped out a 007 condom. disgraceful

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The fictional character, right? Glad your reporting is close to the heart.

Gee, this is what makes news now?

Public health officials cannot differentiate between reality and fiction. Let's give then the power to control us. votelibertarian

I only saw him drink a few times every year or two. I think he was a remarkably restrained drinker.

You do realize James Bond is COMPLETE FICTION don’t you

Hello... Hello Get a life! It’s a fictional character!! 🙄🙄

News cycle getting that bad that we have to try and destroy James Bond now?

OMG! There are worse alcoholics portrayed on tv then him. There are better things to study.

He’s also killed a bunch of people. What do the experts say about that? 🙄

Haha! Jealous Yanks having a pop at a British icon because they don’t have one. The Washington Post - the newspaper no-one respects any more and here’s why - Fake News! Long live their demise and disappearance! (Which won’t be long). I’ll drink to that!

A *fictional* alcohol problem

Ditto

This is why we can’t have nice things. He’s fictional. So what? Can’t believe WaPo wastes their time with this nonsense.

You mean fake public health experts, I hope.

Journalism,world ovet is about barking,with long or short pausrs intermittently ,one has to see,sense, understand , who the hero ,who the zero! LomelaStar

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If you’re going to go back in time and dissect the character flaws of every fictional character in literature we’re going to be here all year.

He had a Aston Martin fetish and was a sex addict too ! Fools

They do know James Bond is fictional, right?

Also, the sky is blue.

Its a flipping movie ffs

*has

Health experts have an intelligence problem.

James BOND is a God Dam Fictional Character.. What's next, Ban the series before it Corrupt our Children?......

So who cares about this again?

And Barney the dinosaur likes shrooms. ?

You know he's a fictional character, right?

The evidence is against that. We fund these loonies ? Too much free time.

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Alcohol doesn't affect fictional characters.

And a murdering-lots-of-people problem. Probably a sex addiction too.

Of course he did, he’s British.

Had?

Which one? Daniel?

You all know he's not real, right?

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