Severe Allergic Reaction Causes Florida To Swell Up To Twice Normal Size

Sorry, that’s just Donald’s big ass.

More like a VD, down by the tip. Clevelanderitis is the medical term. HeatIn5 LeBatardShow MichaelRyanRuiz roybelly ChrisWittyngham ChrisCoteDLPA billygil

Well more surface area means more beach front. This means we can build more sand castles for the hermit crap population. She can sell sea shells by the sea shore and watch tourists say that three times fast.

I think it’s the oranges.

Bahamas said 'eww, get away'.

served them right, those floridians /j /j /j florida stans spare me

Hope my dick gets an allergic reaction then..🤞

More florida is what we definitely don't need.

If it's FL it has to be a STD.

MAKE AMERICA BIG AGAIN!!!

If Cops were still on TV and this were real, imagine the glorious stories that would come of it. agirlcandream

Are you sure it's an allergic reaction and not an STD?

Somehow the most normal onion headline

More room for retirees and manatees

Will it shrink or swell more when the Fukushima radioactive water to be sent here by ocean currents🧐

Someone should pop it

Oh damn florida lookin kinda thicc tho

great... just great...

Florida looks like a big butt hole.

More land more Floridians

Big florida

Hi from Florida

Aaaaaand, now it's a butt hole. That's so Florida.

How is this possible? How can this happen?

Humidity!

Must have gotten the vaccine 💉

Sure, Florida, an 'alergic reaction'... We can treat this allergic reaction *cough* Chlamydia *cough* with another round of antibiotics. :( ;)

Elephantitis of the NUTS!!!!

Allergic reaction caused by mutated Florida man. News at 11.

Lance it.

Ego doesn't count.

It is like an inverted sinkhole that began when people in the mid east coast region of the state noticed a large invasion of blow fish. Soon the incursion became noticable in the northern Gulf region. Nothing is too strange, or young, for Florida!😎

Florida needs a huge Benadryl!

Nope that's NC right now. I really wish I'd known about the pollen before I moved here. It's so thick you have to spray your windshield to see to drive...every time you come back out to your car.

It is all those toxic chemicals being dumped , obviously. Florida now has cancer. Gotta remove it or the patient will die.

again

I would prefer it to shrink 😏

ElectionMapsCo please nsfw tag next time

Oh Please no

😂😂😂

Notice that a state best known for frat boys with STD's suddenly has an unexpected growth

Time to rake the ragweed out of Mar A Lago.

Looks like a deer tick bite

Ironically soon after the former White House tenant moved south......

As if the world needed more Florida

There's a pill for that!

That’s all the viagra they pump into seniors

Happens every year when my ex visits Orlando, she's a whole Lotta woman.

This is what happens when 51% of the population has contracted gonorrhea.

I thought that was just RepMattGaetz's forehead

What are they allergic to? Intelligence?

Punta gorda

Florida but its a penis

Florida and I have something in common, and I’m just a meat sack

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