Sen. Schumer Tries Stand-Up Alongside Jerry Seinfeld, Tells Great Joke

Chuck was in NYC Sunday at the famous Gotham Comedy Club, where he and Jerry were pitching a new bill the Senator from New York wants to get introduced in Congress ... which will help fund comedy clubs and live venues throughout the city to keep them afloat.

While they were talking shop, Schumer eventually waded into the humor side of things and told a verrry long joke ... which came to him courtesy of his retired parents, who took a college humor course and told it to him. We'll let Chuck do the talking here, but short story long ... it's about a lady who comes before a judge for being a kleptomaniac -- and who gets no love from her hubby in the end.

You gotta watch for yourself, 'cause it's actually pretty hilarious ... and Sen. Schumer has great timing and delivery. It's funny too, Jerry turned to the folks in the room who might not have gotten it at first to explain the punchline. The whole thing's a riot. Schumer: "Jerry Seinfeld said there are four levels of comedy. First, you make your friends laugh -- I'm sort of at that level."Schumer: "Second, you make strangers laugh -- none of them laughed so."

SenSchumer is the joke....

Schumer IS the joke

Telling jokes while NYC goes bankrupt. Hilarious Chuck.

He just has to stand up. He’s a joke.

Humor-Schumer is [həˈlerēəs].

WTF

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Schumer is certainly a clown, but that doesn’t make him funny...

SenSchumer He says in 6 months we will have a vaccine for a fake virus. Then what your gunna hold people down and inject them with it

SenSchumer Chive the agenda more like it. I love seinfeld

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GOT - HAM? :) 4U maybe :)

You are a joke, no debate there.

SenSchumer

SenSchumer You are the joke we all laugh at.

SenSchumer Schumer is not funny.

SenSchumer Surprise he is a joke

SenSchumer He suck at anything he says

SenSchumer Vote for him and the joke is on all of the taxpayers. pork barrel senator pays off his liberal comic friend with your tax dollars. Not really funny.

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SenSchumer Chuckie is just too stupid to tealize that HE is a JOKE! OxygenYhief!

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SenSchumer 🤡

He is a great joke

SenSchumer Loved it. 😍🍿

SenSchumer Hahaha

SenSchumer He is the joke!!

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SenSchumer Looooser

SenSchumer Schumer Is the Joke!! Chuckles the clown.

SenSchumer Meanwhile, back at the ranch, people are still not allowed to go into a hair salon, unless they are Nancy Pelosi, eat in an inside restaurant, got to a movie, attend weddings, attend funerals, go to school on campus, go to a night club..etc. etc. etc.

SenSchumer

SenSchumer Schumer is a joke!

SenSchumer I hold this booger to the highest standard!

SenSchumer Your funny I laugh at all your tweets

SenSchumer Well he does know a thing or two about jokes.. Because he is one

SenSchumer Hes a joke so hes in the right place

SenSchumer 1986 Schumer brokered the Immigration Reform & Control Act. It became illegal to hire illegal immigrants. 1998 he was caught taking $1M in excessive campaign contributions & failed to disclose$4.6 in expenses. He was fined &138,000. He needs to stop acting like he's some angel.

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SenSchumer Wasn't Chuck just criticizing trump for golfing?

That was so bad

SenSchumer We see Schumer s standards.

Tell all the Hollywood elites to dig deep in their own pockets

SenSchumer Plan B?

SenSchumer What a ghoulish man

SenSchumer THEY ARE BOTH CREEPS AND LEFT WING SLUGS. NEED TO MUZZLE THEM AND THROW SCHUMER IN JAIL!!

SenSchumer He is a joke

SenSchumer Jerry stupid commentary as I’m about to laugh... obliviously meaning more time! He literally ruined the joke!

SenSchumer Don't you have any fucking work to do?

SenSchumer Great joke: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️👇👀🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🥴😬 jimmykimmel: 'We mashed up BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing'

SenSchumer Well.....he is a clown

SenSchumer I’m a little scared....maybe leave the funny to cousin Amy

SenSchumer he is doing this while California is burning down, while they said no stimulus til after election, what is with these FLIPPING dems, AMERICANS ARE NOT A JOKE, YOU CANNOT PLAY GAMES WITH OUR LIVES. schiff that lying untrustworthy was to be DISMISSED (H RES 630)

SenSchumer He doesn’t have to tell one...he is a joke!

SenSchumer We aren't in the mood for your jokes Chuckie.

SenSchumer

SenSchumer GREAT...turn in your RESIGNATION & go do Stand Up! VOTE RED: R - REMOVE E - EVERY D - DEMOCRAT 🇺🇸Trump he will: Protect America’s Freedom; Fight for Justice; Put Americans 1st IVowToVoteRed DontBanTerrenceKWilliams

Kiss our ass we could careless about these Hollywood elites.

SenSchumer Here’s a better joke Schumer... is this you kissing a child?

SenSchumer Smells like someone is so terrified of this upcoming election that his whole strategy now is to sow doubts on the outcome ! Go Joe & Kamala ! March on to November & into the White House !

SenSchumer With all the Wealth in the entertainment industry are you telling us they can't fund this themselves! Just another tab for the the tax payers to pickup.

SenSchumer This is what what working with? While millions of families are struggling. Facing evictions, homelessness, starvation and a host of other problems. Clearly, he brushes his teeth with liquor as well as SpeakerPelosi

SenSchumer No mask breathing all of his potentially COVID germs all over the microphones 😓🤧

SenSchumer He is the joke

SenSchumer That’s actually hilarious! Good job Chuck

SenSchumer His career is a joke!

SenSchumer NO MASK

SenSchumer SCHUMER IS A JOKE.

SenSchumer Lemme guess, he said Trump was doing a good job.

SenSchumer

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SenSchumer The whole Schumer family is completely unfunny.

He is the joke

Really

Maybe he should leave the jokes to Amy.

can you convince him to give up his day job?

Don’t encourage them.

The only joke is him CryinChuckSchumur

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