San Francisco Realtor Shows Couple Earning Under 6-Figure Salary Around Neighborhood’s Best Tent City

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SAN FRANCISCO—Saying this was by far the best option given their financial situation, San Francisco real estate agent Harry Evans reportedly showed a couple earning a sub-six-figure salary Wednesday around the neighborhood’s best tent city. “So we obviously have a lovely view here of the park, great flap to this…

SAN FRANCISCO—Saying this was by far the best option given their financial situation, San Francisco real estate agent Harry Evans reportedly showed a couple earning a sub-six-figure salary Wednesday around the neighborhood’s best tent city.

“So we obviously have a lovely view here of the park, great flap to this tent—zipper’s broken, but that’ll be fixed before you move in,” said Evans, expressing his opinion that based on the couple’s single-salary household, there was little chance of affording anything showier unless they were willing to compromise on an cramped dumpster in the Tenderloin District. “I’m happy to show you some places out in San Pablo, if you’re looking for a bigger tent.

Source: Real Estate Daily Report (realestatedailyreport.net)

 

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There's a lovely new development under the approach to the Bay Bridge. Close to transportation and shopping!

cc: mattyglesias

Is there a back alley for the kids and the dog?

You should take out the word 'Under.'

Reads a lot like Sydney

FAKE NEWS🖐️ They are headed for Florida 🟠 or Texas🐂 Leave San Franshithole 💩 to the Woke 🏳️‍🌈 zombies.

Under 6 figures? They wouldn't even qualify for a tent in San Fran. It's Boxville for them.

I thought this site was supposed to be satirical.

bostonwatts

This is supposed to be parody, not reality.

If the problem is money; why don't they just earn more?

As funny as this is, it’s a real problem. Everything costs more money and all of our salaries are not rising, Co’s always looking to pay less. Not really a surprise that more and more everything seems to be out of reach. You shouldn’t have to be a multimillionaire just to live!

this is real

ClaraJeffery psh, at that rate they're more of an East Bay tent city couple

That's who we r

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