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Grandma chooses what makes it healthy, though. Awwwwwwww.
I knew it
KristineGarina Good reason to stop eating salad - gummy bears never go bad! 😀 🐻
I knew it!
Onion slice of life right here
I threw out 1/4 bag spinach just today thinking this exact thing. who at the Onion is reading my mind
That’s me to a tee....get out of my fridge
Corollary of salad suppliers - vegans have more friends
🙄
seen
This made me cry.
gandolvellinio These freakin’ vegans won’t stop pushing vegetables on us. I wanna go back to an America where dinner was a McDonald’s cheeseburger, large coke, and fries. Is that too much to ask for these days
Bro, wtf how did you get that picture of my fridge?
LULULUL but seriously- shrinkification sucks chongchong.
I still eat it
A little too relatable
his worst policy yet
Me eating 2 salads a day so it doesn't spoil
notsatire
I've never related to a tweet like this before
keith_pochick Imma go eat that portion right now. Plain. Straight out the bag. Like popcorn. Bastards!
6 servings of salad + 5 servings of salad dressing + bag w/ exactly 13 croutons. Get your calculators out, assholes!
😂😂😂
Dam this one nailed me fml
Those bastards!
Not that I would fully understand this...at all...really I do not.
😂😂😂🥬🥗🤨
Ok good, cause I was just waiting until it went bad to think about eating it.
Okay this one is too real
keith_pochick Omg, get out of my fridge!!!
Calling the therapist's emergency line, thanks.
This exactly happens to me 😂 Sent from Spain.
Only cowards don't eat the whole bag in one meal.
This one hits home
me
Judging me
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