Rob Gronkowski Informs Patriots He’s Considering Retirement

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I don’t know - talk it over with Drew brees

Good, lock him up

ChristianArcand So funny!

_danmartin7

Noooo. Hope the pats draft a T.E. Oh wait, shit

Holy shit lool

from what now? Retire from retirement? ......He's comin back!!

I am a little surprised by the amount of people replying who do not realize Gronk has retired

Gonna be honest, I don’t get this one

Love Gronk but I’m afraid one more season could turn him into a cripple. You got your rings Big Guy, hang it up and go hit the beaches with your supermodel girlfriend.

Onion, this one is it. You've done it. Bravo.

Little late on this one. He announced months ago that he was retiring. Keep up

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