What arrives on your doorstep, packaged in a box within a box, like the junk food equivalent of Russian nesting dolls, looks more like a Stoner Bowl. Something that a teenager might have cobbled together from the Papa Johns prep counter after a 15-minute Bongkey Kong break in the parking lot.It’s hard to exaggerate how little thought seems to have gone into the Papa Bowls.
It’s a carnival barker promising a werewolf boy, a woman with four legs, fleas that can rotate a Ferris wheel, a pizza bowl without crust. When you finally peek behind the curtain, all you discover is remorse. For falling for the sleight of hand: a repackaging of available ingredients into something that the Papa Johns marketing team has the cheek to call “I ordered each of the three bowls on the new menu: the Italian meats trio, the garden veggie and the chicken Alfredo, $7.99 each.
Pizza is pizza ... mean bread with a mixture on it. So, what is difference here🤔
*pretends to be shocked
PapaJohns
I will never know. Papa needs to turn off his ovens and go away.
Ill bet 20 dollars usd , if it was papa' lgbtq' bowls, they be the thing ever.
Big Corporate Pizza sucks. Support your local pizza joint.
Papa Johns isn’t pizza, in reality it isn’t even food.
If we’re being that blunt, so too is WaPo’s reliance on twitter and data to remain viable.
That’s what I thought just from seeing the commercial for it 🤷♀️
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