Researchers Warn Coronavirus May Use Propeller Hat To Stay Airborne

Lp

🤣

I heard the coronavirus sent the murder hornets too.

Defund the flying hats.

🤣😂

That's sick dude

The Onion, always good for a laugh even on coronavirus.

i should have know it was so clear

Don’t give them any ideas

terrihendrix I can’t believe they don’t make “MAGA” propeller hats yet.

this is some babylon bee shit

😳

fake news again from the failing onion.

Two reposts in one day? What are you, a redditor? Unfollowed.

It’s just a noogler

This on Fox?

Oh fuck oh shit

Typical. Our government refused to crack down on the microscopic propeller-hat industry who are the real villains

Should be a MAGA beanie

memegodmel We’re doomed

I can do better than this. Hire me.

Both deadly and cool. It's like J Lo for me all over again

Trust the science!

It's true!

Please. Propeller beanie.

I mean I figured such, but that doesn't tell me how to stop it.

CDC is probably going to hold a press conference on this soon.

Shouldn't that be a MAGA propeller hat?

Propeller hats repel the China virus.

Some say that the corona virus is using jet engine to fly. Others say that it is using hot air balloons.

Corona Jr.....?

🤣

My cousin used to do the same thing & he was just as pathogenic. That's a pattern. I know. I'm a scientist.

and calling 'Help Cecil Help'

You'd think it'd be easier to get an antibody to successfully bind to the propeller. Then again, I'm no medical expert.

Next step: MAGA Propeller Hats

Baller

COVID-19 is winning huge margins ...and beating the crap of MAGA hat users by giving the chills and fever..even death

GustavoArellano I saw one last night from my yard. It's true.

This is made-up fake news. Coronaviruses have evolved wings to fly 20 feet.

DrSubhasree

Sounds interesting, tell me more

New vaccine gives all other cells umbrella hats.

should've used a MAGA hat

Airborne ant raised..

Vaccine is a wedgie and a swirlie.

Doctors urge infected covid population to just use covid as a stressball

I dont want offend anyone but I think that photo might be photoshopped because i dont see Maga sign on it.

wholesome

NathanGalovan watch out

Dang we are fucked

Guess I was right

devious little things

I fucking knew it

I knew it howiehawkins!

I heard it all started in Russia!!! Putin did it!!

When the virus has more braincells than the entire population of America.

There is so much we don’t understand.

I want one of those hats.

Its farther advanced than this

Coronavirus expelled from a whoopee cushion can stay in the air for over 3 hours.

Is there anything the Chinese won't do?

You know trump is gonna see this and think it’s real, right?

SpyTalker Hard to compete with Trump’s every day shitshow

That cleaver SOB!

I THOT THE ONION WAS SUPPOZED 2 B SATI

They fly now

Did that one guy make it?

It will also be named Timmy

Shit is getting aerial

🤣😭💀

Just the American version.

-- The beanievirus.

Hot

Maga hat

Thank you for going back to funny and ridiculous articles, shit was getting too real a few weeks ago

Pernicious bloody bastard!?!

See! I told you it was made in a lab! I've been warning people about microscopic propeller hats for years!

No one tell it it’s gotta shake the wiimote for that little boost

Illkillia Airheart

meh

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