Report: Would’ve Been Nice If Dad Had Loved Original Family This Much

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ELK GROVE VILLAGE, IL—Shedding new light on just how happy life could have been if things had worked out a little differently, a new report published Wednesday has concluded that it sure would’ve been nice if Dad had loved his original family as much as his second one. “You can really see he’s an empathetic person who…

ELK GROVE VILLAGE, IL—Shedding new light on just how happy life could have been if things had worked out a little differently, a new report published Wednesday has concluded that it sure would’ve been nice if Dad had loved his original family as much as his second one.

“You can really see he’s an empathetic person who takes a genuine interest in these kids, and it’s amazing to think about what it would have been like to have had some of that back when we were children,” sources are quoted as saying in the report, which noted just how cool it would have been if the kindness Dad showed toward his current wife at Thanksgiving dinner had been applied to Mom even once over the 12-year span of their marriage.

 

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In his defense, his new wife’s family has way more dough.

It's ok, his new son is better at football than I was.

My dad only celebrating holidays once he had a new girlfriend, but pretending they were family traditions we had always done is still some of the weirdest gaslighting I received.

That new family smell is too enticing though...

JgDrawsStuff This hits kinda close to home

Show the man some grace

Zing

Oof 😓

HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

That feels like the plot for most holiday movies these days

I thought you were supposed to just do satire...

That one was too much.

Ouch! But true.

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