Report: There No Way To Suggest Girlfriend Look For Keys In Purse Again Without Sounding Condescending

And phone too

stevereese Reminds me of someone looking in their wallet for their credit card...many times and not finding it when it was there all along!😜

My experience it’s the other way usually. My wife finds things I’m looking right at but “snappy” about when questioned. This is just one in 5 times that this guy’s the one.

scotten70

Nevermind she can easily find those keys in 0.5 seconds in the dark.

*There's

How about you keep them in the same place always, so I don't have to pretend I am looking at all the places in the house you have been in the last 12 hours.

'If I carried a purse, I'd keep my keys in that zippered pocket where I keep my tampons.'

She might hit back with this move.

It's best just to let her wander around aimlessly for a while looking for them then subtly mention it.

LambTheMan11 LambTheMan11 lol

Maybe she’s tired of looking for imaginary keys.

I once whistled Doraemon tune. I paid dearly.

As my grandpa used to say: 'Do you like to eat? Keep your mouth shut.'

:)

John57615119 Leave her standing on the curb then.

ellebosco

My ex brought me to the university parking lot in the middle of the night to look for her wallet. When we finally gave up and went home she found it in her backpack after I already told her to look there...

alex_len_ your phone

Man needs to stop playing, and ask gf to check for his damn car keys a second time!

What if you put them in a jar then she won't take the keys to her endless Pit of hell

PaulBrady_

Heaven help you if she looks again and actually finds them.

You gotta offer to hold it while she goes and tries on some pants and then ransack the motherfucker.

cc bitwitkyle wifeysauce 😁

I can hear her purse jingle.

You sounded condescending the first time you suggested it, KEVIN

Maybe she sound look in the car....it seems folks would never think to look their lately😳😳😳

I found them, just by my dildo

“What about the side pocket?”

Scary times.

'Where did you see them last?'

Heh

those things are like the fucking tardis

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