I guess I'm safe since I live in South Central PA. Missed it by that much 🤏 😅
I am apart of 'Some People'
PROUD TO BE SOME PEOPLE
is anything being done to save these people?
EdwardGalloMMA confirm?
My hope is that many of those people can see and hear and can think about what they see and hear.
We tried to get out, but the roads are blocked for construction.
'certain people...make their home in the state of Pennsylvania'. I know this article is fake because Pennsylvania is a Commonwealth, not a state
My heart goes out to them😭🙏
1/27 of the US
I used to live there, I moved because a backwards shithole that wants to revert to the 50s or even the 40s again and never move forward
Everyone lives in Ohio
Shocking
FinnishFlower
Bullshit
Wait what I thought it was a bit
Well, you could always do worse. Ohio is worse. West Virginia is too.
OH THE HUMANITY
Why
Unfortunately
Dwight Kurt Schrute still resides there and still grows beets on Schrute farms 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
MakeItAQuote
Odd!
Hey, I'm in the news!
'That's a damn dirty lie & you know it!'
That’s absolutely fucked
What is this world coming to?
That's horrible! Why is no one talking about this....
That's not living
No I don’t 😳
Fake news no one lives in Pennsylvania after the great Pennsylvania war.
What’s Pennsylvania ._.
Big if true
Fuck
My father was born there - but as soon as he learned to drive he left, never to return. Had strict instructions not to be buried there.
Really? Where?
Which people live in Pennsylvania? What are their names?
What
Disgusting.
StephenJ_Caruso Gonna need a second source here
I'm some people
Evidence?
Proof?
wait this thing actually exists?
If you call that livin'...
Man the Onion sucks now, huh?
tragic
Never thought I’d see the day where reputable news source The Onion would be spreading misinformation but here we are. The liberals have truly destroyed our once great press.
I’ve heard about these legends.
my uncle's in Philly.
Can confirm I live there a couple of months out of the year
Pittsburgh isn’t that bad. :(
Bullshit
The Pennsylvania Turnpike has me doubting this view.
There are also some that appear to be retiring there. I kid you not
i've seen some people there before. scary shit
Rumors say one might find the wild human in the wilderness around central PA shouting “We Are!” and eating a Hershey’s bar
fake news
But mostly the state is just an excuse for charging $50 to use a toll highway to make driving through the state 45 minutes shorter.
I did once, but I managed to escape.
If you want to call it 'living'.
It's true! Send help!
slopiccolo21
Since this is from the onion I know it’s not true.
Fake news. Pennsylvania is a myth.
The sheetz guy does I think
We finally feel like we've been seen
Please, we’re trying to keep it a secret.
Sad but true
The real name is Pennsyltucky
My condolences to them.
Pennsylvania doesnt exist its actually a deep state psy op to confuse people into falling for the lizard mind control
That's right
Id bet those some people like ice cream too!
sickening
big if true
Fuckstown is beautiful country.
...and some of them wear glasses CNN
I’m from PA and never met a single person from there. Not a single one
I've heard that there's this place called Pittsburgh
Did _rachelbeals write this
It should be a country of it's own.
How could you do such.
We In philly fr
Yeah... it’s one of the most populated states in America
as someone who lives in pennsylvania i dont believe this
Ewww, no way!
Oh fuck
Pikaclicks no, there are no people, only husks of our former selves.
Pics or it didn't happen
big if true
katieborgo do you agree?
Pikaclicks nice
Wow ivanfuglo
STOP LYING THERE IS NO WAY
al3xw1nd crazy
Who in their right mind would live there... 😏 TaylorYoungArt
Most will be in State College this weekend
Pikaclicks Lies
yallgotpaws
you can’t be serious
Did you actually pay someone to write this fuckin article?
jameschurn fake news
Realist thing I've seen online in awhile.
Those poor people psunderland1
Doubt
This legitimately is weird to me if true
Bold take...
StitesMelissa Obviously nobody around here is from here. It’s PA, not Pennsylvania. No one says out the entire state name.
Fake news
Okay but source? Another example of the biased news media
Aww, shit. They found out. Alright, fess up - Who snitched? 🤨
Sad, but true
it’s true
sean_ike Dmodelinchef ha ... hahahahahahaha 😂
I spoke to someone on the phone at work this week and they said they were in Pennsylvania, but in a prison work program.
The horror
Why?
I am one who lives here! And I love this great & beautiful Commonwealth!
Truth be told... You have Pittsburgh and Philadelphia. The state of Alabama is in between those cities.
And they’re all Amish
Orangekroo15 LukeWill81 AlanaDiperri
Is this supposed to be funny? Geez. I remember when this website actually had funny articles. This is just dumb.
Omg I never thought this would report fake news
But the smart ones move.
Fake news
UndertaleXans But why?
FakeNews
BUCNProblem Can confirm
ElectriXite Oh-hoo. That might be me...
I can’t believe I don’t see Selinsgrove... this is tyranny
it me.
papvin1
JBinDC 🤔
But where?
Facts south Jersey is a suburb of Philadelphia which I heard was to be rumored to be in Pennsylvania but collectively only know as Wentzlvania
ItsJoko damn gotta update the list of fake places
Home of the worst Governor in America.
Is Jim Thorpe the most populous part of carbon county? Wow...
PATreasury eager to see your take
For years, their license plates kept reminding me that 'I have a friend' there. To see that there ARE people in Pa. hilights the sad truth that I may have missed out on many friends I never visited. My new NYS plates will say 'Excelsior', whatever that means.
Fake News!
Gonna need to check your sources on this one
& many who do, don't
Who exactly? I think that's a myth.
but they all move down south and tell you how great it was there....go on back 😉
Large if verified
Don’t drag Pennsyltucky-that’s my thing
fucked if true
DanielisWalton did u kno
I am offended by this and will now retreat into my safespace.
sire_kalpington not us
Sucks to be them
reflectronic
Yes and it’s rather unfortunate
Lies. Propaganda.
JohnFetterman
Men? Women? Children? Really?
This is a bruh moment
People? Eh...
Wait really? Can anyone confirm this?
Fake news. Nobody lives in Pennsylvania, I even asked a Pennsylvanian and he said nobody lives there
YTLazorinc Liar.
That's a damn lie and you know it!!
miketw22
Been to Pennsylvania, I saw nobody. fake news
Need Scopes to verify this first
However questions still remain on Delaware. Is it a state or just a county in Pennsylvania? PennsylvaniaGov delaware_gov
femmewithapen Can you believe this?
Imagine living in Wyoming, Pennsylvania
jgarrison670 bigiftrue
Ah that sucks
How is this possible?
linger_man The author of this article likely got paid for a solid 8 hours work. Deciding the type of work that gets accomplished in those 8 hours is vitally important. I look forward to reading the work you produce upon graduating from PSU! Soar to be great like this person!
Circle ⭕️ the area your talking about with a sharpie!
hayudi18 ...we gotta get Tom Hanks.
And 90% of them live 'just outside Philadelphia'
That's illegal
I'd like you to show further evidence to back that claim up. The data I've seen so far is suspect.
Lol then we can have fun listing off what we hear after any 'report'. Its not on the emergency level yet though
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA!!!! Thank you for these inspiring and amazing news articles!
emj51702 are you one of them?
Attention MonkeyMel1003 !! Some news for you.
And incredibly some of those people commute 3 hours, twice per day, to work in Manhattan! DuhBlahZ0 & Cuomo have made NY unaffordable for those earning under $350,000 with a family of 4. It costs $850 per month just to park a car in one spot in Manhattan. Double to commute daily.
Wait really
can I get verification O_O juicepool
anthonystauffer is this true? Huh.
If you don't click on the link and they don't make any money, Click on the link.
I believe paulapoundstone might challenge this 'science'
YTLazorinc No
OMG I live in Pennsylvania this is HUGE news
If you consider Pennsylvania living
PurpleCar 'This would seem to indicate that while some people do indeed live in Pennsylvania, not everyone lives in Pennsylvania.' LOVE It!
paxthedog whorevidal
Many more leave
these outright lies are getting out of hand...
Oh no
Fake news. I had a friend who went to Philadelphia once and got a squeezer from a stripper; a white one. 15 years later... BAM! Herpes. That’ll teach him.
I don’t buy it
Bull shit
GummyFredo
I believe they're called 'Yinzers'.
'Live' is kind of a strong word
m_lavella_
Wow! Now do Wyoming. nate_lapointe
Really groundbreaking stuff here
Carolina - named for King Charles. New York - named for York, England. Maryland- named for Queen Mary. Pennsylvania- named for William Penn, a Quaker who believed in religious tolerance and freedom of speech, and was against slavery. The best state EVER!!!!!!
😳😳😳
_alex_joshua
I zoomed all the way in on Google Maps and didn't see anyone. Disproven!
Still?
Someone needs to help these poor people.
Sounds kind of far fetched
They know about us! HIDE!
bullshit
gentIerepose 'People'? Dont make me laugh
And unfortunately I'm one of them...
CaitlinTake2
wreistlin can you confirm this?
Ive seen some show about people working in scranton but i think it was filmed in LA so dunno
can whoaaitsmeghann confirm this is true?
Tragic
Willingly?!
When i'm on the banks of the Delaware river on the Jersey side, i always wonder if people lived on the other side. Thanks Onion.
As someone who use to live in Pennsylvania, I cam confirm there are others there.
Ha why is ALBANY the byline
Yes, but most are there by accident.
Very concerning. Why is nothing being done about this?
oh shit that's me
The message is the same no matter which word you emphasize.
yikes
Disgusting
THEAP99
Home to that Amish mafia. 👨🌾👩🌾👨🌾👩🌾
Next time me.
Pennsylvania is just a state that gets in the way when you’re driving to Bew York. House of Yes
Well, would'ya look at that!
yooo wtf is this true
I useta know a guy who lived in Wayn County. *snicker*
Bold of you to assume we’re alive
I live in pennsylvania and I can confirm this is a fake article
And they don't even know it
Wow - Shaken to my core
holdenawfield god tier journalism here. NYT take note
How dare you dunk on PA only pennsylvanians are allowed to do that
Big, if true
And you'd never know if LUZERNE County (largely Obama-democrats) handed victory to tRUMP NeverAgain
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