Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord

WASHINGTON—In a discouraging indicator of the nation’s diminishing civic awareness, a report released this week by Gallup revealed that the vast majority of Americans are unable to name their state’s current shadow lord.

residents were incapable of locating their state’s House of Revenants on a map, and only 6 percent could recall a single one of the 12 writs that dictate the proceedings of the Collective. “Additionally, our research shows that a mere 1 in 3 Americans are able to remember the name of the Grand Orchestrator, even though it’s his face that appears in the visions and his voice that rises in the winds.

I thought the correct term was dark overlord or Grand Wizard if you come from Indiana.

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We call him Abbott in Texas, but I think his full name is Beelzebub

Celia_LJ Pretty sure it is Charles Koch.

I specifically remember, during the ages of mage, I specifically asked about the Caronae squires and was told to ask MY shadow lord. What kind of bullshit is THAT?!?!

Most Americans cant even spell their state, which is why we have to write the name on the flags.

Cuomo the Molester

Michigan’s is, ultimately, TFG.

I'm from Kansas and did not know this. Thanks!

Damn...I want an HBO series about this article. Sound super cool. 😜

New Mexico's is Zozobra and he gets burned every September.

Disappointed

We've got Cheney here.

Sounds like something ApprovedNews6 would come up with.

It’s so costy to become a residential hopeful. No wonder they have so many sponsors.

Texas is Gregg Abbbottt

SHARKHUMANZ

CA's still Devin Nunes, right?

hey look it's where I live that is cool

Is it Sauron? I thought the midgets got him?

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Kansans pull up here

Canada is south of the Border and Mexico is North. that is why the Snow Birds are found in Florida!

'Excellent, according to our plan! Release the army of plagues at the state rest stops bathroom stalls!! Bwahhhhhh!' (insert dark sinister voice)

Oregon's is Steve.

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Well, for a long time it was Bill Gates, but now it might be Jeff Bezos... Who's to say we have just one?

They did an article recently on Wisconsin’s!

VelvetSparrow Oh. Oh. Oh. What's Nevada? What's Nevada?

Massachusetts

Xanathiax is orcish for Sam Brownback.

its me, im most americans

Every Iowan knows it's always been Chuck Grassley, he sprung from the glacier ice when it thawed.

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