Realistic New Wildlife Campaign Just Asks Americans To Take A Good Last Look

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RESTON, VA—Abandoning the idealism of previous pushes for more conservation, a realistic new campaign released Friday by the National Wildlife Federation just asked Americans to take a good last look at everything. “We are asking Americans all over the country to soak up the view one final time,” said Laura Daniel Davis, Chief of Policy and Advocacy for the group, calling upon the nation’s citizens to form a strong mental picture of the natural world they can refer back to once everything is gone. “You should go find a scenic point—so long as it isn’t flooded, or on fire—and just really take in the flora and fauna around you, since, let’s be real; it isn’t going to be here much longer. The best thing you could do right now is ensure you have a nice final memory of it all.” At press time, the NWF announced that it was too late and Americans had already missed their chance.

 

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Great

Population control, animals in captivity or animals extinct. Pick your poison

Crushing

Aaaaand now I'm sad.

GattaKat yo DrDavidLRoberts

wandainparis 😢😢😢

Cougar eyes Trump voter trying to decide how much mouthwash would be needed to get the taste out of his mouth

Big cat looks hungry. Good LAST look ? Yup

wandainparis I did this same thing with the last bite of my microwave burrito earlier today.

That is why we should start writing checks to foreign governments like the paris accord says. Wake up people

Tragic 😜

OUCH!

Never had the chance to take a first look, honestly. It's always been rats and roaches here and they're not going before we do. ❤️

Not a bad idea for a marketing campaign

We live in Hell.

😢

i'm sorry but if that cat wanted to keep its territory and stay alive it could have been more forthcoming and just forked over the minerals we need for our smartphones so we didn't have to strip mine its mountainous natural habitat

In my area in West Africa there are many species we cannot see again. Rivers are browning up because of gold mining, weather is becoming more unpredictable, plant species are dying, in my heart I know this is the last stand of the real wildlife our forefathers came to see.

What a joke..... as if any Americans GAF. The left supposedly does, but in fact the whole “go green” movement is a political tool...... the lefty states are developing their natural areas as fast or faster than anyone. My state of MD has been decimated with urban sprawl.

Oooof

It's not too late if those that couldn't care less about the country, are send to spend more time with their family

🤣🤣🤣

Alright

Just let me say hello.

As I said on my own account: This isn’t satire. This is a dire prediction of the shape of things to come if we still don’t take action on climate change and conserve what’s left of our environment. Cc GretaThunberg

Nah, too real, Onion, too real.

Now I am sad.

☹️

Awwww 😂😂😭😭😭

Satire, come on America satire is not completely dead. Right?

Tell that to the feral deer terrorizing the neighborhood and devouring our hostas!

Once again, the Onion is real news wrapped in satire.

Predators say f* your feelings!

Natural beauty is shrinking, I already know.

:(

You should close up shop. It’s so sad, but you’re no longer funny. You had a good run and I really enjoyed ya.

You know what, why not though

What the fuck is the purpose of mountain lions and wolves, they're majestic, it's their habitat?

serpentiss That one hurt

Could we have a truth and reconciliations comitee to find those who knew and profited by lying and feed them to polor bears.

Sure my lost ass didn't see this coming

Not too late but close. Donate:

It ain’t good when The Onion veers so close to reality.

Love it!

Ah this just makes me feel sad.

This is hilarious but you can and should actually do something to help out the world's biodiversity before the web of life gets too thin and we fall through it.

I think it's actually... quite brilliant for an actual campaign 🤔

Thought that was Big Floppa

Beautiful pic btw

And it’s gone!

Not so funny...

kitty =^..^=

David Attenborough's been doing this for the last 40 years

We are screwed!!!

😔

😢😢😢

Little too real for me

lmao pretty much.

Please stop giving me an existential crisis.

Man…

NGL: big cats are beautiful... but also f*cking terrifying. 🤷

I hear a panther lived near by. But so much land has been. Cleared I’m sure it’s long gone now

Fuck, is that Judi Dench as ‘Old Deuteronomy’?

As a former animal conrtol officer I dont think that wildlife conservng is a joking matter. I get thats your job to make people laugh but some topics are too sensitive to joke about. I saw many sad things in my job from electricaled foxes to hurting rabbits. Be mindful!

A glimpse of the not too distant future?

THE ONE WHO PROPHESIED CORONAVIRUS ON DECEMBER 1ST, 2015 AND RAVAGING LOCUSTS PLAGUE Beirut explosion Pakistan earthquake Haiti earthquake Chilean earthquake Mexico earthquake -Prophecy fulfillment-

So The Onion doing real news now?

We need more viruses

Damn, man

Hey are you okay

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

is the Nostradamus of our times. This will sadly not be satirical in a week. Maybe Nostradamus was also just a macabre comedian of the 16th century. Thought he was pulling everyone’s leg and whoops...apocalypse now. 🧐

Predication: Someday, future historians will view the innumerable BBC wildlife series' as documentation of the systematic eradication of earth's wildlife, as presented by Allan Quartermaine-esque villain David Attenborough.

Get a good look before tRump Jr. gets to them.

Many more pandemics, coupled with our love of food, & the Dept. of Health will be using a similar add.

Mieauw !

We're lookin'. Trust me.

Jesus hell man. 😔

The real problem is that the video is extremely misleading. It's telling the viewer that 'it's okay' and then the video shows that the exact opposite is true.

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