Putin Stays Up Late Constantly Refreshing Website For Results From Rigged Elections

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MOSCOW—Clicking back and forth between the open tabs on his web browser, Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly stayed up late Friday night, constantly refreshing a website to check for results from a rigged referendum to determine whether occupied areas of Ukraine would join Russia. “I already know what’s going…

MOSCOW—Clicking back and forth between the open tabs on his web browser, Russian President Vladimir Putin reportedly stayed up late Friday night, constantly refreshing a website to check for results from a rigged referendum to determine whether occupied areas of Ukraine would join Russia.

“I already know what’s going to happen, but I still get super anxious waiting to see the outcomes of preordained elections,” said Putin, pacing around his bedroom for a few seconds before rushing back to the computer screen for updates on the annexation vote being overseen in a war zone by Russian authorities. “I mean, I inflated the vote counts for my side and ordered troops to force dissenters to stay away from the polls, but I’m just a junky watching these things.

 

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Fox And Friends will declare him the winner.

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For real though i dont think it was Vlad. If there was that kind of interference I think it was either the Czech Republic or the Ukraine one. Because again we come to homedepot and target around 2013

Should be busy downplaying how bad the Ukraine invasion is going.

😂😂😂

Pft, real authoritarian dictators post the election results before the voting even started, like it happened in Azerbaijan a few years ago.

Huh!!!!!!!?

And demands a recount

😂😂

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