Potential Ways For Sports To Restart During Coronavirus

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The coronavirus pandemic has virtually halted U.S. sports, but calls for sports to restart to provide entertainment for a largely home-bound nation have led some leagues to explore creative options to resume play. The Onion looks at potential ways for sports leagues to restart during coronavirus.

The coronavirus pandemic has virtually halted U.S. sports, but calls for sports to restart to provide entertainment for a largely home-bound nation have led some leagues to explore creative options to resume play.

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Baseball would be pretty much the same.

Robots can replace them

. They could wear black latex with spandex where necessary haha (this could never happen)

Just play a digital sim of the sport and drop a racial slur during the live broadcast

Still relevant

'Give each player his own ball.' I like this idea. They should play NBA games with 2 or even 3 balls. Then James Harden would always have a ball and the rest of the players could pass the other one around.

Players all with mask staying 6 feet apart for both defense and offense. Foul for being closer than 6 feet.

not that funny, could’ve done better

I don't see why Football/Soccer was stopped they can dive out the way

We need sports less than ever. Not more. RealDocOx

Every sport in Animal Crossing

Esports!!!!

Curling Island

Haven't the Harlem Globetrotters been doing this for years?

James Harden will be in heaven.

I get the job counting assists!

I recommend using an air ball, and vocalized - ‘swish’.

And who’s gonna pay for that? Smh

'NHL: Play on—those guys are too tough to get infected.'

Wow this is good

Dont

I prefer Soccer...

What no biohazard suits?

Love it. Leave it to the Onion to adds little humor to this crisis.

Easy: do it in space next month with the astronauts

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