Popeyes Escalates Chick-Fil-A Rivalry With New Sandwich Featuring Dan Cathy’s Battered, Fried Loved Ones

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I love Popeye. Period.

Seems like they're getting into it with KFC too, since it's so Finger lickin good

CharnessDaniel

As long as my purchase doesnt go towards organizations that ate relatively mean to gay people I'm down to try anything at least once

actually cackling out loud with a hand over my mouth to muffle it even tho no one is here

Snatched them right outta church

I knew it was just a matter of time before we would be eating the Cathy family.

glad to see titus andronicus getting the contemporary remake it deserves

sadly this sandwich was also discontinued quickly due to lack of ingredients

We aren't *too* battered or fried.

i knew they were struggling to keep up with demand but this seems a bit drastic

Popeyes. Bad bread.

Mmmmmm the Titus Andronicus fillet.

I don’t understand that but umaugulad to u

But what if I like dark meat

mmmm, fried kathy.

Still less morally repugnant than what Chick-Fil-A does

And man oh man, it was tasty.

snopes is this true?

THAT'S the Chicago way

My god

EatTheRich TastyDanCathy

Before being battered and fried, they were beaten and sunburnt to give them that extra tender rotisserie pizzazz.

*only the ones who refuse conversion therapy

thoughts and prayers

Scott Tenerman?

🌰🌰

First

Oh no....

Suhweet

zero sympathy

also now featuring the chickenhawk sandwich

Massawyrm CalebCity it's getting real in the streets.

Yummy

Notice how it's only white meat.

The boom 💥 popeyeschickensandwich

But is it low-carb, non-GMO, free-range, certified-organic, gluten-free human meat?

is just not funny any more

Massawyrm Wait, what says you snopes? TheBabylonBee has killed my ability to recognize truth from fiction.

That escalated quickly.

This went over my head. I guess I should look up Dan Kathy?

Hardcore

Hey Wendys y’all ain’t even get a mention.

Hoping this is real...

He fried his loved ones?

RobotBrush Come on guys, you can do this one with more teeth. Chick-Fil-A further escalates rivalry with PopEyes by introducing new Deep-Fried Married Gay couple combination sandwich and morbid cautionary tale.

Dan Cathy! LOL people with two first names are losers.

fast food franchises trying to low key slip into all our DMs

Popeyes will always be better.

Chik-Fella.

South Park did it!

Even better if Popeye's only serves it on Sundays.

Before people get upset by this obvious parody, we KNOW Dan Cathy doesn't actually have anyone that loves him.

May God have mercy on all involved in the Chicken Chain Wars of 2019

Libs dying to have something beat Chickfila

what one gets for calling himself 'the inventor of the chicken sandwich'

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