Pope Francis Gets Self Thrown Into Hell As Part Of Plot To Take Down High-Level Demon Ring

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THIRD CIRCLE, HELL—Claiming that going deep undercover within the adversary’s organization was the only way to destroy the nefarious horde of fiends, Pope Francis reportedly had himself thrown into Hell Wednesday as part of a coordinated attempt to take down a high-level demon ring. “Sometimes the only way out is through,” said the pontiff shortly before stabbing a sodomite with a concealed blade that he had smuggled in from Limbo in an effort to be placed into an even deeper circle and gain the respect and confidence of high-ranking demon bosses. “It took a minute for them to trust me, especially with my background. I know the street-level guys, the flashy ones, everyone does. Still, all the rank-and-file imps were pretty tight-lipped about which hellspawn were actually running the operation. But ever since I stopped Belphegor from eating some tainted brimstone at one of those big family dinners they love so damn much, they seem to think I’m okay.” At press time, Pope Francis reportedly expressed concerns that he may have gotten in too deep after finishing a scuffle in a popular Second Circle hangout by curb stomping the damned soul of Pope Boniface VIII.

 

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Okay, I thought this one just routinely amusing until that last line. Got me! :)

DarkestDungeon type shit

way to blow his cover. fuckin’ press

I'd play that game.

Pope Francis = Doom Guy?

Please. He just wanted to visit his child molesting buddies.

is this why priests keep doing that

This is fake news. According to my dad, Pope Francis IS the devil incarnate.

00Heaven

Damn I hope he'll be alright

i'd play that

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New Dark Souls looks great

Diablo make the Pope a playable character

Ah he’s going home I see.

This is also the plot of the 1995 movie El dia de la bestia (The Day of the Beast). Recommended!

I knew he had to be protecting all those pedophiles for a good reason.

And now I really want to see a crime drama revolving around this plot.

Literally the plot of doom

This had 666 likes and then I liked it and I’ve never felt more guilty

That’s what The Curia *want* you to think

Isnt there another ring in the Catholic Church here on Earth that he should deal with first?

Are Q drops moving to Twitter now?

my money is on the demon ring

good luck pope

He must've watched Kung-fu Panda 3

just like how trump was elected to rid the world of a baby eating sex trafficking cabal

Make Christianity Cool Again

Yo the pope looking kinda cold as well, those demons ain’t ready

😨🤫

I believe this is the plot of Easter.

The next installment of Doom looks pretty fucking sweet.

Still not sure if satire or reality. Must still be recovering from Trump administration

too bad they didn't call him Francis in Hell...

Pontifex learned Gaslighting and catholic booth 😒 does the booth work

I would watch the shit out of this movie

syk0saje just here to recommend scott alexander's Unsong

Time to challenge them to a Mahjong Solitaire battle

How's that pedo leader gonna defeat himself 🤣 oh onion

Awe man, must I explain this? 😕 Rome held no prisons

Run you fools!

The pope on his way to kill them demons

Not before time 😈👹👺🤓

I would play this game

This is a movie I would pay a lot of money to watch.

Wait, is this the finale to Supernatural? I haven’t watched in a few years.

*E1M1 starts playing*

Pope'n ain't eazy.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Now I'm imagining him as Thor in the opening of Ragnarok

holy shit. consider me an instant convert

'What's your name, meat?' 'Francis. Pope Francis.'

GOAT Francis!

Don't forget the holy hand grenade.

SFoxBalts

New Doom game lookin 🔥

He shoulda gotten thrown into the White House.

is this not the plot of doom?

That explains why he liked that instagram post

He requested they let him bring a shotgun and that’d be all he’d need

Radical

He wasn't surprised when, at each level, he had to face a former pope to get to the next round & John XII was in the inner circle.

Doom Eternal Salvation

I hope he loses HellOnEarth

when you forget to switch accounts to babylon bee

The Pope be like

Y'all should make an ultra-wide version of that pic so I can use it for my twitter header 😁

At least there are plenty of other former Popes down there to help him.

I would watch that series

Hell, I'd read that!

Pope: I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME

I can hear the holy Metal Music intensifying.

Is Pope Francis the Doomslayer?

Just because he 'liked' that model selfie?

Yeah, .... that’s not gonna work... LOL

You know, this actually parallels an early theory for how our favorite robed superman, Jesus, brought salvation: the Harrowing of Hell:

Hey Frankie?! .. How you brought me down - down Down. . . .

man really loves his work

Easy target. Try that again with a less forgiving religion...

Holy shit the pope was Doomguy all along.

your graphic design team snapped with this one

Might be Tartarus, what with all them pagan holidays.

You can do it, Francis!

He was a bouncer when younger. He’s badass

Lookout HailClayton69 , you might wanna get on this.

That's where the good information is.

I heard they're selling pizza on the top floor of the business as well.

Pope Francis to the demons:

Gotta distract from the Pontisex scandal somehow.

Will this be on PPV?

Damn Demon's Souls 2 plot leaked

Lmao

Way to troll onion, still the best!

Doom:Eternal DLC

doom

That demon looks like he's not going to agree to a safe word.

D O O M G U Y

“Rip and tear, until it is done.”

'The Only Thing They Fear Is You'

Honestly if it was any pope it would be Pope Francis who would destroy them all

Pope Francis chases the Mafia, but has no pigs for the housing of the demons. Poor boy.

vexwerewolf This dark and gritty Helltaker AU is kinda promising tbqh

What?!

Temple run in hell

Somewhat related: DCComics really needs to make another Constantine movie.

I hope he played DOOM to prepare.

Let me be the first to welcome him to America

can't wait until conspiracy theorists think this is all part of Q's plan

😂😂😂

That would make right-wing Catholics sing Alleluia.

A true hero of out time

Well he’ll have plenty of pedophile priests down there to help him out.

schlatt

The pope is gonna be so disappointed to see the entire circle of dedicated to pedo clerics. Not mad just disappointed

RUN FRANCIS, RUN!

Pope Francis confirmed to be budget Doom Slayer

Pope Jorge Mario Bergoglio to play as Doom Slayer in Doom 2021?!?

Pope plays Decent into Avernus

Fry, you fools!

Rip and tear

Francis’ Inferno

I would watch this movie...

Plot twist. He runs into too many of his supposed buddies from earth and has to make it out of hell to actually reform the Catholic Church.

This should be a movie!

the image 👌 congrats artist

So selfless

About time

The Pop is Doom Slayer lmao

Isn't that what Jesus did? Took him 3 days and then we have Easter.

Doom be like

Check it out Q's.

Isn’t this just the plot of Doom

The Re-Harrowing

You never know. It COULD happen.

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