Poll: Ohioans Would Move to Other Garbage State (Florida) If Given Chance to Live Anywhere Else

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Ohioans would head to America's wang by a wide margin

found that residents of the Buckeye State, if given the chance to live anywhere else in the country, would choose to live in Florida. You know Florida — the state that’s basically a swamp version of Ohio.

Florida, where just saying the word “gay” in schools is a hotly contested political issue. You think the weather is bad here? Wait till you experience the swamp-crotch climate of America’s wang, a.k.a. Florida. The worst part about living in Ohio is that you live in Ohio, so it’s understandable that we would jump at any chance to get away.

 

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People sleep on NC.

You couldn't pay me to move back to Florida. We feel lucky to have gotten out alive with our brain intact!!!

Florida certainly has become a garbage state since 1999.

Florida isn’t a garbage state and Ohio is at the Heart of it All.

They just like the idea of competing against “FloridaMan”

Florida has its’ issues no doubt But CLEVELAND ?!? Hahahahaha

“Other” we assume Ohio is the first trash state.

Birds of a Feather.

Ohioans love them some Florida 😂

Just read the other articles published from this author Vince G… All garbage journalism and clickbait.

Tom_RedRight88 A poor reflection on my fellow buckeyes.

Makes sense, since Ohio is now basically Cold Florida. Apologies to Cuyahoga County, which should just secede.

Blue stateOhio, but OhioFlorida, anyday.

Wow , what a bunch of hacks. Why don’t you all move to California or New York and see how bad Ohio and Florid are. Can you write anything that isn’t politically charged trash?

Make Ohio Blue, again!

What the heck kind of poll is this?

It's the last place I would move. And the weather is not that great.

Yet state and local leaders can’t seem to comprehend good policy which will keep and attract people. Young people like the bigger cities for the infrastructure (bars shops etc within walking distance) and transportation (subway light rail) yet Ohios solution is to expand freeways

well.. when you look at how the state has been voting the past 10 years.. it's pretty obvious that there are quite a few ohioans that would be a perfect fit for the state of florida.. 😏

Ron Castro running Florida like a Cuban dictator.

LOL Nope, couldn't pay me to live in Florida's garbage excuse of a State.

Trust me! We’d move south strictly for the weather not the politics

Hard pass.

Left California, to retire in ohio

Did they poll a bunch of retired people? I wouldn’t move to Florida if you paid me. I don’t even wanna be in Ohio.

Hell no

Ohio sucks politically but not as bad as Florida so I’ll suffer through winter allow my kids to read books

I did lol it’s the weather man. That cold got to me in 2014. It was time to go.

Don’t move to Florida, it’s garbage. Ohio is the best!!

Why is a magazine disparaging the state of Florida?

Why garbage?

Or Texas, both the same

Well, our chucklefucks voted en masse for JD Vance, so this surprises me not at all 🤦‍♂️

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