Poll Finds 95% Of Americans Approve Of Kim Jong-Un After Seeing Weight Loss Photos

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WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, a record 95% of Americans now approve of Kim Jong-un after seeing photos that reveal the North Korean leader sporting a much trimmer figure following a month of intensive weight loss. “Among U.S. citizens, Kim is receiving high positive…

WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, a record 95% of Americans now approve of Kim Jong-un after seeing photos that reveal the North Korean leader sporting a much trimmer figure following a month of intensive weight loss. “Among U.S.

citizens, Kim is receiving high positive ratings across the board, a staggering uptick that is largely attributable to how good he looks with his new, slimmed-down body,” said polling analyst Mary Silverman, adding that the totalitarian dictator’s favorability scores had long languished in the single digits across the United States, and that they showed no signs of budging last year when South Korean intelligence officials estimated his weight had reached 308 pounds.

 

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So the new trend will be the North Korean diet?

The other five percent answered with their eyes closed

Hahaha. That’s all.

He must be gettin' his steps in & journaling about his dad.

North Korea’s Next Top Model

Gotta be Nutrisystem.

He looks stunning and brave.

His only suit had to be altered.

the remaining 5% saw weight loss as communism. They all began a caravan and roamed the country, emptying out every KFC, McDonalds, and Arby's in their path

tapeworm 🤔

Just watch those numbers skyrocket when the photos of Michelle Obama embracing him come out.

Anorexxxiiaaaahhh !!

Robert_E_Kelly Weird how they didn't even get him new clothes.

Slim Jong-Un is more like it!

A skinny legend

i was so confused for a moment and then realised who tweeted this oh my word

Give him some Mao gray and it'll be 186%

ToweC Strange, Kim Jong-Un's head is still bowling ball-like, despite his body being significantly smaller; not typically the way such weight loss works (your face will likely lose fat before your abs do). I don't know how he lost weight, but it wasn't exercise and eating right.

Oli London is fixin to come over and ask how he did it without surgery...

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Looks like he's been disarmed too.

Can't believe there's been no comment from DPRK_News

It may rise to 100% if he does something about that chimney sweep hairdo

After our last President proclaimed his love for Kim and spoke very highly of him, I could see that.

KimJongUn33

Black really suits him. And I *LOVE* what he's done with his hair x

The newest member of a kpop group?

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