Please Don't Masturbate Over Tom Hiddleston in Public

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If you’re going to be in public at a Broadway show, where various people probably spent whatever small amount of money they have to be there—please don’t loudly masturbate at the sight of Tumblr-famou

s “heartthrob”. Not only is that frankly unsanitary but it ropes everyone around you into an experience they didn’t consent to! Anyway, Page Six reports that a woman was seen masturbating in the audience at “Betrayal,” a Broadway show starring the actor at the Bernard B. Jacobs theatre:

A commenter on the All That Chat message board revealed that a person in their row at the performance, a well-dressed “young woman in her thirties,” felt the Harold Pinter play deeply — and she wasn’t Loki about it. “My companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional low moans and giggles,” the unwitting voyeur said.

 

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She's gotta a lot of nerve to do that... And apparently Tom was stimulating them!

Don’t tell me what to do!

point taken. TomHiddleston

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