Pine Tree Lying On Curb Struggling To Understand Own Life Cycle

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Hmm . . .

My beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead Christmas trees of the world. --Charles Bukowski

Grow it, chop it down, Decorate it, Stare at it for a good month or so, strip it, and throw it out. Very logical.

Bcos The Planters Failed Him in Totallity..So...Introspection Comes Even at The Death Sage NatGeo wsj ndtv bbc nyt cbc chinanews japantimes

Aren't we all?

What a fall from grace. As Phil Collins observed 'It's just another day for you and me in Paradise'. At least the kerb is doing it's bit for the soul

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