Pigeon Trying To Act Nonchalant About Fresh Vomit On Sidewalk

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Gangsta

The trick is to wait a bit so it’s half dry.

This is a Sick Joke . . . . . .

Giant fucking metaphor. 🤓

Absolutely brilliant! 🤣

charlubby

but i gotta get there first

Me standing outside the bar being awkward yet supportive of my friend who is projectile vomiting four $1 mystery shots

Be nonchalant about this...

Do it!! I dare you penguin!!!

It's just a rust patch It's just a rust patch It's just a rust patch It's just a rust patch It's just a rust patch

This pigeon would be in heaven in San Francisco — The San Francisco Poop Map - your opportunity awaits

The vomit must be more news about Antonio Brown

Relatable

MeToo

And I coo

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