Philharmonic Orchestra Conductor Receives 8-Concert Suspension For Using Corked Baton

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BOSTON—An investigation into the musician’s suspiciously powerful work concluded Tuesday as Boston Philharmonic Orchestra conductor William Ness reportedly received an eight-concert suspension for using a corked baton. “We have a zero-tolerance policy against cheating, and Mr. Ness knew that, which is why we believe…

BOSTON—An investigation into the musician’s suspiciously powerful work concluded Tuesday as Boston Philharmonic Orchestra conductor William Ness reportedly received an eight-concert suspension for using a corked baton. “We have a zero-tolerance policy against cheating, and Mr.

“We’re disappointed that it had to come to an investigation, but Mr. Ness’ recent sharp increase in keeping the woodwinds coherent and controlling the volume of the timpani did raise some eyebrows. Normally you don’t see that much of a leap in precision unless the baton’s been tampered with to become lighter.

 

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johnrigbymusic 😆

As he should.

hahaha Houston Conductors

It's a cut-throat biz, people.

John Phillip Sosa

This is an extra level of funny when you realize most baton bulbs are made of cork

It was unintentional, that was the baton he uses during warmups just to entertain the fans. He just got mixed up at the actual concert.

No surprise, the music was composed by John Philip Sosa.

While he shouldn't have cheated, but he is coming off Leonard Bernstein surgery, so looks like he was just trying to get back on the rostrum as quickly as possible.

This is the same conductor that got caught up in the doping scandal of 2019

At least he'll be back for the playoffs, if they can make it. Should be well rested

never misses!!!!

Why are you here Alpharad

Hey you want to play in the Big Hall you got to follow the Big Hall rules...FOFO ;)

8 concerts seems excessive. That's a full 4th of the season. It was his first offense, I hope he appeals

Niche

What a Scandal. Where is NatEnquirer

Rules are rules.

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