Perspective | No, Lorde will not grow a third eye because she swam in the Potomac

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No, Lorde will not grow a third eye because she swam in the Potomac

Because that would kinda be like telling the crowd at her Amsterdam show in June that shePeople who live in those cities don’t really do those things anymore.

“Lorde Shocks Fans After Revealing She Swam in D.C.'s Polluted Potomac River”, the Newsweek headline read.“Lorde swam in the Potomac? She bouta start growing extra limbs pray for my sis,” Laylani TsunamiThe river used to be the region’s playground. Twenty thousand people a day swam in the Tidal Basin 100 years ago, said Dean Naujoks, the Potomac Riverkeeper.

“I swam in the river all weekend,” he said. “Our goal is lifting this archaic swim ban. D.C. is the only city in America that bans swimming because of sewer pollution.”

 

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in my day we wouldnt have dreamed of it

Did they stop renting canoes under the key bridge?

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