Penny Not So Lucky For Tortured Soul Of Lincoln Trapped Inside

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Why? The penny was minted in Denver in 2000. That was a very good year. Besides, residing in a penny is better than oblivion.

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How ironic a fate for 'Great Liberator'! 😰

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creepier is the number of pennies into which his soul was sub-divided. money the original photograph of people worth more than you.

thedragonprince Sounds like Runaan has a friend!

By Jack Handy

the penny is just the lincoin

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Knocked it out of the park! Was starting to worry, Onion, that real life was becoming too satirical for you to keep up.

JonahNRO snopes can you confirm?

We never did find out how he liked the play.

Excellent form. That didn’t fall flat atall.

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