sourthiisk give it to me
😂
Throw that mushy, brown MF out!
I’ve been there
I do
Toast?
That’s not even funny...
ryanwinn Man panics even more when he realizes that avocados trigger his migraines, and wonders how the fruit ended up in his kitchen in the first place.
Now you can imagine my stress of owning an avocado tree.
aryansupercool8
REFRIGERATE IT
Halve that mf, sprinkle some salt on and eat it with a spoon
Haha
he doesn’t like avocados but it was on sale
Maybe he should tape it to a wall in a museum 😜😆
chop it up in a ramen noodle
smoothie
California Politics in a nutshell (but with the budget)
Things Get Worse When He Discovers None of His Friends or Neighbors in Juneau Ever Heard of an Avocado.
for heaven’s sake! just eat it like an apple already!
Could you imagine wanting an avocado in the first place?
Look at that guy. He doesn't eat avocados. He makes fun of people who do, and then calls them the N-word on Xbox Live.
😂😂
Just eat it.
bring it back Avocado Family in Despare Randsom Note not found Still waiting for Demands blindfold the Avocado.. and slip it between the potatoes add a note - lost during transit
is this PatMcAfeeShow
Is that the oldest kid from “Home Improvement?”
Cut it open and eat it with a spoon standing at the sink. Then go to bed wondering why you’re still single.
Truth
I always tape my ripe produce to the wall and sell it as art. 👍
rach_bow
Jut put it on a toast with some butter and salt.
I look forward to the real suggestions from avocado-loving Twitter.
The worst feeling
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