Opinion | I am sick of hearing about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez from myself, talking about her

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'Just yesterday, I had to listen to an exhausting, 10-minute lecture from some idiot who would not shut up about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, only to discover that it was myself, talking to myself. This happens every day.' Petridishes has had enough!!!!!

Look, there she is AGAIN! By Alexandra Petri Alexandra Petri Columnist offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day Email Bio Follow Columnist March 6 at 2:11 PM Enough is enough! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez needs to stop inserting herself into our every waking moment!

I just don’t know why people are so obsessed with her, specifically, myself. Why has she compelled me to type her name so many times that when I type the letter “A,” my phone supplies “OC"? It is a conspiracy, I think. Just yesterday, I had to listen to an exhausting, 10-minute lecture from some idiot who would not shut up about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, only to discover that it was myself, talking to myself. This happens every day.

Why must I include an ADDITIONAL photo of her in this column? These columns NEVER have two photos! Who, I ask, who decided she should be the face of the Democratic Party that I see before my eyes when I close my eyes and also before my eyes when I open my eyes and furthermore in a framed picture hung over the foot of my bed and then again in a gold locket labeled “Nemesis” that I clutch so tightly in my sleep that my fingers lose...

 

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petridishes Corporate news media has demonized for everyday from the day she took office

MaxBoot petridishes Genius move from the GOP to make someone who can’t run for president the face of the Democratic Party

MaxBoot petridishes This is GREAT, btw, Really great.

petridishes She should be an embarrassment to the Democratic Party, but this is 2019 and we accept this and praise it.

petridishes She's been in House for 2 1/2 months. I think people are wicked jealous resentful, and bitter people. If you don't like her get your ass out there and run for office. JEALOUS of a young vibrant smart lady people? Than do something about it!!

petridishes maybe tell the media to stop praising everything she does and defend her at everybstop. Even top Dems nervous.

petridishes Was wondering if Ms Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, bribed or blackmailed folks to talk + write so much about her, giving her tons of free publicity! (since folks can't tell, no I'm not serious)

petridishes That funny

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petridishes Wait, these comments are just... people, please look up the meaning of “satire.” Geezus, I would need boatloads of alcohol if I had to be in a room with some of you.

petridishes This is awesome 😂😂

petridishes Because as snotblob has turned the Executive branch into a reality program via his tweets and media mesmerization, so has she done for the Legislative branch. At cross purposes for sure, but reality programming just the same. boycottrealitytv

petridishes To some people in this country, if AOC were white she would be considered as being before her time and a young political genius! There would not be a negative word spoken about her!

petridishes Men seen to have a strange obsession with this woman. No doubt some of it is sexual.

petridishes Get the satire but you are seeing her everywhere because she seems to have an opinion on everything! And she makes sure we hear them all, all the time.

petridishes How you talk!

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petridishes Same here. I would like her to step back, sit down, and listen and learn from the women who came before her. Too much black ink and oxygen about her and her .........

petridishes You gotta keep them separated Lol

petridishes Jesus people, it's satire. Read the story before commenting on it.

petridishes Well done👏👏👏👏

petridishes Am I the only one that actually read this? Hilarious as always petridishes

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petridishes We have a runner call the po po

petridishes Go Green

petridishes Looks like she ticked off the Washington post... probably trying to sheild Shumer and Pelosi, Obama lied, he is backing Bernie, Omar, AOC, you can hear it in the talking points. Finestine, Shumer and Pelosi are under direct attack by Obama, Trump is their only ally.

petridishes Stupid is as stupid does mama always use to say

petridishes Phase two is happening

petridishes I’m sick of hearing about Cortez, writes the person talking about Cortez.

petridishes Meanwhile a socialist

petridishes I get it. I like AOC too. But dont obsess over her. You sound like a stalker.

petridishes AOC is an enemy of Americans.

petridishes Karma is sweet

petridishes I don't read the articles..I just look at the pictures..😊

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petridishes STAY STRONG IlhanMN Ilhan

petridishes 'Why must I include an ADDITIONAL photo of her in this column? These columns NEVER have two photos!' Nice.

petridishes She's an anti semetic communist. She should be taken seriously by every patriot

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petridishes Obsessed Republicans think that making OAC the symbol of the Democratic Party will turn people against voting for Democrats -- a foolish assumption. The press thinks that the more they write about her the more their readership will grow -- another foolish assumption.

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petridishes We’ve all had enough.

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petridishes Hey truth

petridishes You think we’re stupid

petridishes Ok that's funny

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