On Top Of Everything, Man’s Allergies Also Acting Up

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This has been the worst year for my pollen allergies in a while

It gets worse!! I haven’t taken a dump in four days.

friend_robbie

Okay but my allergies are acting up and I just have to keep working with this mask on while the world burns and I think I’m giving into oblivion please help

I didn't sign a release for the use of my photo.

Just happen to MP in the UK!

Mans allergies been actin a fool for two months.

Nrarski

The Onion sees you, CAV15CR

g_r_e_g this.

My allergies have been bothering me since this morning. And I stumble upon this. Scary.

I feel personally attacked

It's been a fun 'is it allergies or is it covid' game this last couple of months.

My hemorrhoids are barking!

This is literally me.

I feel for him.....I dropped my toast butter side this morning.

alright 2020 is over

Same

Me.

cc: chukwudihodge

I feel seen

devildoll StoneyboBoney I feel attacked

Man...PNW is bad. People coughing, sneezing, snotting all over everyone. Sure isn't gonna help contain virus. I sneezed so hard yesterday I didn't think I was gonna contain my pee😮 let alone any corona.

Broflake

quitecurt

Damn 2020 really does suck

Thank you for finally acknowledging my pain.

RELATED: Ever Sneeze Inside Your Face Mask? Why this pandemic is exponentially worse for allergy sufferers.

Are you watching me?

I feel this

Me too.

It May be corona

banik_emily

So are mine...

2020 gets shittier by the minute

Too soon.

I had to go without hayfever tablets for a few days because I couldn't get to the shops. No-one has ever suffered like this before.

Same.

“All ergies Matter”

Mine are acting up and I don't even have any.

2020 gets shittier by the minute

Oh no.

Oh no

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