Photo: @Atownreporter/Twitter, @ConnorCAllen/Twitter . It’s the third monolith spotting in the past few weeks: The first showed up in Romania in late November, and the second appeared in Utah a day later. The Utah structure also mysteriously disappeared, but a group of slackliners took responsibility for its removal in a TikTok video.
Frankly, I’m over these monoliths, especially this latest one, which, according to the Atascadero News, is a flimsy piece of work that “could be knocked over with a firm push.” The New York Times reported that they resemble the work of the late artist John McCracken, but it’s obvious to me that the monoliths are simply a marketing campaign.
A marketing campaign for what? you may wonder. The first and most obvious answer is that the aliens have kicked off their end-of-year rollout, and the placement of these silver structures around the globe is simply their idea of an elegant marketing strategy — in which case I say bravo, proceed. That said, if it is aliens, no one will believe it, so let’s consider some other possible options for what the monoliths might be advertising:5. Elon Musk’s soul, broken into monolith horcruxes
On a mountain In a valley Or perched on a cliff People with extra money Set up a monolith. It’s not a duo or a triple But a single Monolith If you have extra money Set up a monolith.
Space odyssey
I like my version better: Christianity monolith consciousness spiritualawakening
No we're not.
Very funny. People are just copycatting now.
Lmaoo what to do mettiohario_
diegoguerra, vamos fazer um monolito decente? Lembra que uma fez, há década, eu quase fiz um? Só que diferente.
regionalflan over it
There are no mountains in Atascadero.
It’s spreading as fast as COVID-19 is because people won’t wear masks and the current president Trump isn’t doing a damn thing to stop it
At least it's a distraction from the tall orange display of madness
The new crop circles.
The aliens are up to something 🤔🤔
Are these the new 5G towers everyone is talking about?
Umm... It’s so boring that we wrote another piece about it.
CultsCultsCults
Pretty awesome if you ask me 😇
Well planned globally monolith
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