Oil Paintings Plunge Into Negative Pricing As Market Overrun With Surplus Of Still Lifes

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wally_polischuk Lmao

ugh Tell me about it. I can't even give away my macrame plant hangers lately.

OK. That had me LOL!

When I paint something I like to use my finger for a portion near the center to leave my finger print along with signature proving authenticity. One of the hardest things to forge at that level. Genius I know.

Let me know when this one is $1. Looks just like my dad.

Don’t bring it here

But artists work have always been priced as if they had negative value while they're alive.

Is there a Federal Oil Painting Reserve? Now would be a good time to top it off.

Meanwhile, macaroni art is flying off the shelves.

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I wonder if Bob Ross ever wondered if his life would have been simpler if he painted still-life’s?

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